Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But what do I know?

Dwight. Why is the toilet paper only half a ply?

I wish for a million wishes.

But I wanted you to know that Michael and I are wearing the same tie today.

Case closed. Yeah!

you're one bad TikTok away from getting blocked

What's your point?

Thank you, hands.

I'm, like, a quarter of the way through.

An antacid that you only take once a week.

What's the exact square footage?

Well, I like being in the same building as Bob.

Yeah, go, girl. Right. Yes.

Whoa, there's a lot of brain power in this room.

been expanding its nuclear arsenal?

Josh At Faber Castell

I'm putting together kind of a wish list.

You need to change your standard for what's worthy of a Facebook post

“Which is where” is not a sentence

We move, the other tenants follow,

Yeah, Dwight's right, we should drop the bomb.

when you move into the new office?

You need to change your standard of what’s worthy of a text.

Don't get me started on how coddled the modern anus is

where forks are irrelevant,

How do we stop it? With a big idea.

Welcome to your future.

Penniless you die

I don't know what the that was.

I've been known to bend the truth.

People he's worked with for years, his friends.

If you run long enough and hard enough

Okay, here we go. Yes.

so it always smells like steak.

So everyone here knows Pikachu language?