Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and hire a new guy and then we all kill him,

What's America gonna do?

Try control "P."

I am talking about freedom, about choice.

So, does anyone wanna know where I've been for the last two hours?

of, say, the information sector?

That’s a text.

The answer's almost always "no."

Don't worry about it. Dwight, it's okay. You were wrong.

I’m comin over baby

No, it is not just coffee.

I disagree with

Maybe over some coffee later?

And I would much rather see a smile from Kevin

I'm sitting right here.

Right now. Leave it. I mean it. Get the hell out of here.

Here it is, right here.

AMERICANS RIGHT NOW

Okay, someone look it up.

Dwight, Why is the toilet Paper only half a ply?

And I would text back. B-T-B. "Bring that Booty."

That's the only one I could reach,

Big ideas, blue jeans, the Grand Canyon.

Yeah, I figured that.

China has been loaning us billions upon billions of dollars.

Not a literal war, unfortunately,

And 25 years from now,

The U.S. has nine.

An idea bigger than the Grand Canyon?

I've surrounded the enemy, and I'm slowly starving them.

YOU ARE ONE SHORTCODE AWAY FROM GETTING BLOCKED.

An antacid that you only take once a week.

This office administrator thing, I don't want to...

Desperate times call for desperate measures

There are certain standards that you have to maintain the building at,

And California, California.