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that can sink a U.S. naval carrier 900 miles off the coast?

Suck it, Oscar.

Once-a-week antacid is the idea to beat. Anyone else?

I'm on it, Jim. I'm on it.

What do you know about boobs?

You know, I'm the only one here

Pam, when I'm sitting at this desk, I'm a salesman.

Fail. I don't want to fail. Again.

Don't worry about the coffee. It's on me.

What's gonna happen is

Building's underground.

Stanley, as a fellow Dunder Mifflin employee, I feel for you,

You're breaking the law. Impossible. I love the law.

And then, he will smugly pay the check and make you feel so small.

Now that's a TikTok that's your new standard

Dwight Schrute.

Actually, that's not true.

Now, open your eyes.

He's trying to set you up, Michael.

Meanwhile at my house

But here we are.

Don’t get me started on how coddled the modern anus is

Do you mind? I'm sorry, Pam.

You need to change your standard for what’s worthy of a thread

That's what America is built on.

I disagree with

Getting nervous, Oscar?

Two men. One white. One Latino.

Okay, now, where were we before I bested Oscar?