Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Fail. I don't want to fail. Again.

Don't worry about the coffee. It's on me.

Actually, that's not true.

that can sink a U.S. naval carrier 900 miles off the coast?

Now, open your eyes.

Two men. One white. One Latino.

Don’t get me started on how coddled the modern anus is

Dwight Schrute.

Suck it, Oscar.

Now that's a TikTok that's your new standard

Stanley, as a fellow Dunder Mifflin employee, I feel for you,

That's what America is built on.

Okay, now, where were we before I bested Oscar?

Pam, when I'm sitting at this desk, I'm a salesman.

I disagree with

What's gonna happen is

You need to change your standard for what’s worthy of a thread

Getting nervous, Oscar?

What do you know about boobs?

And then, he will smugly pay the check and make you feel so small.

I'm on it, Jim. I'm on it.

Building's underground.

Once-a-week antacid is the idea to beat. Anyone else?

You know, I'm the only one here

He's trying to set you up, Michael.

You're breaking the law. Impossible. I love the law.

Do you mind? I'm sorry, Pam.

But here we are.

Meanwhile at my house