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Oh, I'm harvesting one of your kidneys to sell, then I'm gonna buy Dollywood.
He started it.
She's right on track to be president.
- I gotta poop, Stan. - Oh, all right, okay, gotcha.
- Sorry about your Redskins on Sunday. - Next week, next week.
You're welcome, darling. Now, if you'll excuse me...
But knowing you feel this way has turned me right around.
I wanna golf
Klaus francine Roger Steve
And who's this lovely young lady?
Oh, a change pocket. That's nice. What did you make this out of? No!
"He doesn't make his decision on polls, expert opinion or even facts...
Even in Catcher in the Rye. Filthy, filthy book.
You're still working on that?
Wait. I have a question about Iraq.
But the code. I was so sure.
- Sir, come with me. - He doesn't have to go.
Mr. President, I have something important to show you.
I have something big you'll wanna get your hands on.
(resumes barking) (resumes barking)
Oh, gosh. I'm so sorry.
Make it quick. You've got to prepare for your early press conference.
Roar:Roar.
Love it. Love everything about it.
Bye-Bye. See You're Soon.
There's a $50 million reward for Osama bin Laden, and I know where he is.
This is Scotch. I quit alcohol 15 years ago.
Did i what? Oh, no. I started drinking.
Hayley. Mr. President.