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My wife would run me over with a car if she knew I was drinking again.
I was really starting to doubt myself.
- Did you tell him about Osama? - What? Oh, no. We started drinking.
- Yes? - Get him.
My baby. Everything's gonna be fine.
- Oh, please. That is just... - Beautiful. Read some more.
Duper, the president will be coming to your house for dinner.
Anyway, it's on sale for $50 million.
Look at me. When I was her age, I was blitzed off my ass 24/7.
Like how in the hell...
Roger?
Don't look at me. That's tap water. Oh, wait, that was vodka.
- I thought Duper won the essay contest. - He did.
Just once would it kill you to say, "Good idea, Roger"?
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Baseball.
- Can't catch this doggie. - Mr. President, stop.
- Above the sink. - Above the sink.
Mr. Bullock, Dick just shot me with a curare dart.
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I told you, that flask wasn't mine.