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...who is responsible for tormenting our nation is about...
12. Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Logo, 13. Paramount Logo, 14. Stage 6 Logo, 15. Blinding Edge Pictures Logo
Truth is, Stan, America just don't like me no more.
- That's our maid. - Oh, fun. I love Mexicans.
Bye-Bye. See Our Soon.
I'm not going anywhere. Mr. President, there's so much I wanna ask you.
Twisted Sister, man. Come on. Do the Skull and Bones.
Sir, please don't fight me.
Actually, Stan, I'll meet you downstairs.
so long gay bowser? See You Soon?
I am about to tell you something that will change the face of history.
Point is, no matter how much I messed up... Flaming Everclears.
I guess you were right. I'm just a lost cause.
Please, come in. I'd like you to meet my wife, Francine.
Just can't get PowerPoint to open.
Bye-Bye. See Ours Soon.
Did i what? Oh, no. We started drinking.
Now shut up. I can't think with your babbling. Wait!
I even have his home address: 17 Lake Drive.
Well, I guess he's better than Cheney.
That's all you got? You're gonna die in my arms.
let the email soooaaarrrr
Above the sink? Oh, yeah. Here they are.
- Love it. Love everything about it. - I should call Cheney.
I've got it. A brilliant ending to my...
She was clearly nervous about meeting her hero.
...for Almighty God is his copilot...
- Nope. - I can't believe it.
...with zero lumbar support.
But now I've got all this responsibility and pressure.
And get girls. Chicks dig a guy with a fatwa on his head. I'll go tell my dad.
...gets to meet the big cheese in person.
Stan. The President. Dinner.
Your passion for our commander in chief is inspiring.
Hayley.
Sir, she's been nothing but trouble. She stays out late, she lies, she drinks.
Is exactly what you would say if we were getting a divorce tomorrow.
You escaped the pit of no return? How did you get past my...
How dare you talk that way about the Dub? At least he's not a lush.
I long to caress your...