Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I feel light-headed.

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...most people don't sit in chairs. They squat...

Eleven forty. If I don't email this to work by midnight, it doesn't count.

- Where's the president? - He wanted to party.

Roger, why am I in a bathtub full of ice?

Bye-Bye. See You've Soon.

Stan, I like my coffee like my secretaries of state.

I need one last sentence to make it perfect.

So remember your lines and don't break character.

I don't know what you're talking about. I'm a med student at Georgetown.

...from Andover, your old prep school.

Steve, help me put your sister in the pit of no return. We'll be right back.

But then we discovered he plagiarized a chunk of it from Willy Wonka.

You! This is all your fault.

Look at him clear that fence. Didn't even scrape his junk.

Pillow gun. Where danger and comfort meet.

Sit down, Mr. President.

Two hundred dead count.

My finger's not a gun. Everybody, do the Skull and Bones.

I could live in the sea. I'd make friends with a whale.

Hole in one. Victory swig.

I've been up all night. Sit down. I've got news.

Don't diminish my invention.