Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-[sigh] You're too kind, mom. (to the boys) Come on!
You know we could actually win the division today?
Luka Doncic? I am so sick of hearing about Luka Doncic.
Rocket Rocket Rocket Rocket
Give me one more
Now, I'll tell you what I want! You're gonna take a lot of sweat! But eventually, I'm gonna mold you into one of the greatest 12 year olds
He doesn't slow dance. Ow!
-Come on! Come on! -It's okay, honey!
Bottom nine. Two out. One on. Full count.
-Chicken, chicken, [chicken noises] -No, you are the chicken. -You're the biggest chicken I ever seen.
I can do what ever I want! Im the Manager!
Hot ice. That's right, hot ice! I heat up the ice cubes! It's the best of both worlds!
Well, it would be great if you got to play, but honey, if you don't...
-Come on, stop, you guys are friends! -Come on!
-What? -I know that he left you when you were pregnant with me.
Give Me One More
-One of the best Salisbury steaks I've ever had in my life. You want some? -Sure.
Ingredient I’m missing to make mojitos Club Soda, babe
You are a bum, Hendricks!
First day in the bigs tho
-Is that bad? -It's unusual. Uh, let's take a look. Okay, let's start with the fingers.
Last Semester of Grad School My Brain vs My Heart
Stick a fork in me I'm done
THE JETS LONGEST WIN STREAK OF THE SEASON TWO
Woah! [laughter]
*ron breath*
Mom? It was you?
It was me.
-Rowengartner going for second! -Go, go!
-Yeah!
-I respect that. Oh, Henry, we sure are gonna miss you around here. -Yeah, it's been great. There's just one thing I don't understand.
-So, you coming? -Yeah!
This one’s for mommy, mommy, mommy!
Give him the cheese! The high stinky cheddar
-Hey kid! Hey! -What the hell was that?
Rooted leaf done that body good
See ya!
Hey! Forgot my lucky seeds.
$500? That's like 6 years of allowance!
All four! Take your base!
Phil meeting Katy for the first time ...
David Rosenthal starts Hebrew school this week.
-What a team. -Poor Mr. Carson. His last season as team owner. He must be really depressed.
-Inside. -Oh boy.
Hang on, hey! Coming through! [laughter]
YOU CAN't GET ME
Throw him the shit! Throw him the high stinky shit!
Oh my God Oh my God
-How did you know that? -Grandma told me when I was in second grade.
-And Mullen slashes one to the left! That's gonna bring around two runs! -Yeah!
-Why? I mean, you were the best thing to happen to baseball since Cracker Jacks. -No, I love the Cubs. And I lovebaseball.
We at Pepsi really think that Henry could the choice of a new generation! If Henry can show Pepsi he's a winner, we'll sign him.
Mott Mott Mott can we get a statement!
-Yeah. Is he here? -I'm Henry.
-You better get out there Henry. -Yes, sir.
oh my god. oh my god
-For $25 million dollars. -Buy him? -Buy him!
-Hi! -[chattering stops]
-Why? -Me? The owner of the Cubs sitting down with the fans? They'd kill me. -You're right.
Strike!
And with that Duke ends on its longest winning streak of the Sean Two
[chanting] Henry! Henry!
-Why? -Because I'm not the Rocket anymore
Hot ice. That’s right hot ice! I heat up the ice cubes! It’s the best of both worlds!
-Whale, look who finally decided to show up. -George! -They kept me there for hours. You think I liked doing that?
Look who decided to show up
-Holy goosebumps. Not Hado. -It's Hado.
[knocks] Henry? [knocks] Henry.
-Okay. -No! I'm not gonna work on the boat just because you say to.
-Well look who finally decided to show up. -George! -They kept me there for hours. You think I liked doing that?
Sometimes, you just gotta put the petal to the metal and just... live the fantasy! Rock and roll!
It's the best of both worlds
O MEU DEUS O MEU DEUS MEUU DEUSSSS
-You have a feeling. He's got a feeling! Cancel the coffee! Get me whatever he's drinking! He's got a feeling about the uh...
Did he say funky-butt lovin?
-Come on down guys! I got outfield! -I'm batting! -That makes me pitcher!
I think this is gonna be THE season for the Cubs.
I can do what ever I want!Im the Manager!
-Uh, you having meatloaf? -Meatloaf?
That's two!
-You're out! You're out! -Yes! You got it!
BRING ME THAT LEG!
Let the big dog eat
Thank you!
Maher looking At his leg
Have fun!
You were supposed to fix this thing, will you hurry up? Will you hustle? Hustle, hustle!
Yes!
Hey, uh, I'm gonna wanna see you on, uh, three weeks.
Richard's calling for the attention of Wock! Again!
Uh, if we don't sell out every game for the rest of the season, we are going to, uh, have to forfeit the franchise.
-Makes two of us. -No. No, no, you're good. You know, maybe if you just let go a little.
[chattering]
Cody after just says time to leave for the fifth time
Hurry!
What a sweet little double play that was!
-August? That's like four months. -Henry has to take it easy. I want those bones to set correctly.
Tonight Made History Tonight made History
Leland, let’s leave that alone, please, okay?
Gosh Dab You could play for the cubs