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[drum line]
I can't believe he fell for that.
Hi Henry!
I mean, I gotta go. Bye.
Test Test
-You're gonna love this restaurant, Mary. -[door closes]
Oh, Jack! Uh... (laughs)
Still other fellas think that heat is the way to go. But I discovered the secret, Henry.
Three weeks? congratulations.
LIER HAHA
-The kid? -Put in what's-his-name, Henry!
And this is Henry Rowengartner. The next Nolan Ryan!
let the big dawg eat!
The Astros extend their longest winning streak of the season two
-What is this? -This is, uh, Henry's contract.
-Strike two! -[whistling]
I am so sick of hearing Maserati Marv!
Mott? It was you?
-How was game? -[indistinct grunt]
-Forfeit the franchise? Just when I'm about to take over the team? No money, no team?
Well, why didn't you say so? Oh, that's a horse of a different color! Come on in!
Slide, slide!
-I think Henry is really starting to like me! -Um, yeah.
Wight's on his horse! He's headed for third!
[crowd cheers]
I'm sorry, what was that last line again? If it's irresistably, hypothetically, and logically- -Henry. Henry.
Come on! Now!
The franchise is tired of waiting for your arm to come around. Isn't that true, Sal?
he hits star butterfly extra funny it’s just meh
And With That, The Reds Extend Their Longest Winning Streak This Season - Two
Alright Cam cut some shit bud! Cut some big stinky shit!
-Steadman. -Yeah? -Get in here.
-Well I play little league for the Fivers, right field. -Hey look it's Rowengartner!
-Throw the heat! Burn it in there. Burn his hand off! -Fastball.
Hey!
Turn around! Home! Home!
that's ever played this game! Now! [choking]
[laughs]
-Chet! Is this your one opportunity to go? How's it going to go now? -Hey, we're the Cubs. You never know.
Come on, give me something I can hit.
You were wrong again, Chad
Maher looking At his leg
who's filling in for jeremy and issac? desiree.
-You throw the ball real high. I dare you. See how chicken you are. -Alright, but it's the last time.
(everyone else chanting) Henry! Henry! (everyone else chanting) Henry! Henry!
THIS ONE'S FOR MOMMY... MOMMY!
Ooh. Third time's a charm. Let the big dog eat!
You're in my seat. Pitchers over there.
That extends the Cubs longest winning streak this season Two
One more
-Oh, don't tell me they're bringing in- -[chanting] Henry! Henry!
Veep?! I’m so sick of hearing about Veep!
I got it!
No!
Ched Steadman? Unbelievable! Mr. Steadman! Can I have your autograph? Could you sign it Rocket?
-Henry. But... but... nobody in the bleachers... -Henry what? How are we gonna find him?
Third time's a charm Let the big dog eat!
[chanting] Henry! Henry!
I guess it already did.
-They're running! -Run, run, run! -Faster, faster, faster!
And with that, PAt Bev extends the Bulls to their longest winning streak this szn… Two.
-1908, I know.
Who was the dumb piece of shit Who thought the Eagles could do what they were supposed to?
-Strike! -Yeah!
Cool!
Has the culture of West Canaan changed since the suspension ? Is there a mutual respect between you and knickknacks?
[clunk]