Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-He's my client! -What? You are nuts.
That's Two
Windemere, you come on in here!
Punctuality, Henry. Without it, time stands still.
Let's play some ball!
[yelling] Bob! Fish! Fish! Look! A decoder ring! I got it out of the Cracker Jack box! It fits on your finger like...
-Go talk to him, Chet. Please. -What do you want me to say?
Oh boy. [knocks]
-When I was a teenager... -Mom. I know about dad.
Of course I can! I'm the manager! I make the decisions!
Goodman gets a standup double! It cuts the coupling to one! Two to one, Cubs!
He's gotta put me in! It's either me or Windemere!
[chanting] Rocket! Rocket!
-How are they? -Good. How about you?
-They had to use pliers. -Ow.
-Go, Henry, come on! -Clean his nose!
Oakland A’s Opening Day
-Hang in there, hang in there Henry! -Come on, Henry, you're alright!
funky butt lovin
Thank you!
I’m Hayden Harrington … and I’m the new pitcher.
Dis he say funky butt-lovin?
[groans]
-Sit down, Chet. -No thanks.
Not from the dance tuesdays.
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-You could be irresistably, super hypothetically- -Cut it! Cut it!
Alright Buffalo!
Are you trying to show me up Henry?!
Milk's done that body good.
[heavy breathing]
Give me ONE more taco
Cody after Justin says time to leave for the fifth time
Don't forget that.
-She called you Roger. -So?
I am so sick of hearing about Mike Hessman!
[chattering]
I'll do it.
Rosen-bagger…..warm up your going in
(everybody else chanting) Henry! Henry! (everybody else chanting) Henry! Henry!
-They're sending Henry in! -Yeah, we're gonna go sit closer so we can see better.
And managers Jack, get ten percent. 10 pacent?
-Laundry. -[sigh] Mom.
Sorry!
-What's that? -Why'd you want to sell me to the Yankees?
Funky butt loving
That's the signal kid. You're in.
You were wrong again, Ernie.
Cha-Ching, Jack. “Manager gets 10%, Jack.”
-[tires screech] -Thank you! -Wait, wait, come on! Let's go!
Let’s go back to our dull lives and search for meaning
-Hello son. I'm looking for Henry Rule-inverter. -Henry Rowengarter?
[school bell rings]
That extends the pirates longest winning streak this season two
-You almost killed him, you stupid mother- -of God in heaven!
That’s ten
Where do you think you're going?
You're mine.
LFG!
THAT EXTENDS THE WINGS TO THEIR LONGEST WINNING STREAK OF THE SEASON... TWO
Go, go, go.
-Alright. I will. -Wait, wait, wait. You wanna see him pitch? Come out to Wrigley.
-George. -Why do you always defend him? -What, all I said was the word George!
-Hey, kid. -Safe. -Close!
-I am worried about Henry. This arm thing is weird! -This arm thing is fantastic! Cheers.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah! Good pitcher! -You think so? -I know so!
[grimaces]
-The winning half is fearless. -Fearless. Right.
[sigh] We need a miracle, sir.
ONE MORE.
Opening day at Wrigley, and oh, what a sight!
For the whole shootin' match. This is for all the marbles. The division champions. The loser goes home a loser.
-Where'd she go? -Nothing like a little pennant-fever to get the juices going!
Its the best of both worlds