Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mott? It was you?

-Oh I didn't know! Stop worrying, it's just part of the game! -It's gonna be great, mom!

Hey! Rowengartner! You suck!

-Just drop me off at the next terminal. I'll get a cab. -No way. We'll take you home.

Hey come on, kid, throw the heat!

[radio] Love is lovelier the second time around.

GIVE ME ONE MORE

They're gonna let him bat?

Alright Rowengartner, you do it! You do it! Anything goes!

Alright Hank! Cut some cheese, bud! Cut some big, stinky cheese!

This kid is making me crazy.

Don't take this game too seriously. Because one day it's gonna be over. Your gift will be gone.

Jesse Stinky cheese

What's Mr. Brigma doing?

[singing] Nanny, nanny, nanny.

You found out where she lives? Well, did she say anything about me? No, really.

-Stop it. Just stop it. Just stop it. -You should have run. Gee, I guess you really are chicken.

Carson! Carson! We've all seen these publicity stunts before. How do we not know Henry is just here to sell tickets?

-Alright! -[growling]

Durkin! Bring me that arm!

Call strikes! Who cares how short he is. Let's go.

Let's go, Suarez.

-He's a kid. -The Cubs own him. And as his manager, you get 10%, which translations into $2.5 million dollars.

Rowengartner takes a long look at the runner at second.

-Stick a fork in me, I'm done. -You gave me 6 great innings. I'm saving you for the playoffs.

It’s the best of both worlds!

Hot dogs. Get your hot dogs. Get em hot.

I’m gonna kill him

We won the division!! We won the division!!

-The have-to is inside. It's where the fear lives. -Oh, okay. Could you start over again? -Let's play ball!

Son step in the box

Check, it was you?

-Hank took a rip at that one, but the ump had already made the call, and he's on his way to first.

Well, what does that mean? Did you get to play?

Throw him the shit! Throw him the high stinky shit!

Come here. Come here. Bring it in. Get in here.

And with that. Scooter extends the reds to their longest winning streak this season. Two

It's the best of both worlds!

Alright cam but some shit bud Cut some big stinky shit!

-He'd kill you. -Thanks.

-Oh, wow! -Woah! -Woah!

-Thanks, Mr. Banks!

I don't know what my shoulder will do if I heat it up again

We haven't won a pennant since '45 and a series since the... the...

Hey kid. You got nothing. I know it. And you know it.

He can't hit your fastball

And managers Jack, get ten percent. 10 Pacent?

-[sigh] What's the occasion? -It's our three week anniversary.

DeBrobe, babe. How about you?

When you're about to talk to your gym crush for the first time...

Excuse me ladies...Excuse me!

Take your base. [crowd boos]

-Woah, gosh, it's huge! -Man, look how great it is! -Wow, Wrigley Field! This is great!

I've been talking to the Yankees. They wanna buy the kid.

Pitcher! [singing] Nanny, nanny, nanny! You can't get me!

Steadman's heating it up like the days of yore, when men were men, and when... and that's another story!

-You ready? -Can't we just say goodbye here?

Oakland A’s Opening Day 2023

You are a bum Purdy

[sigh] Forget it.

Steadman makes a game-saving out! Keeping the Cubs ahead by one!

-Not joking, sir. Really, this Henry's just a kid. -Kid?... Kid? Excellent. Find him.

The Cubs are bringing in their right fielder to pitch? [imitates cheering]

[dramatic thud]

Rulinbruter! Come on!

-The have-to. What the heck was I talking about? -What the heck was he talking about?

-Good luck today, Henry!

-[laughter] -Hey, hey, how about a cocktail?