Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-I just have this feeling.
About how he was a great baseball player and all.
-Hi Clark. -Hi Edith.
Alright!
When you ask the Sarge Who left the gun in the John?
Give him the shit! The high stinky shit!
I'm in? I'm in?
Hey look! There's Becky and Tiffany!
He's half mine!
-Henry. You should be suiting up. -Well, Henry has something he'd like to talk to you about.
Out!
Sorry! Your door seems to be malfunctioning. I'll get housekeeping up here!
Not that hot? She's that!
So?
A hot dog?!
-Oh! -[blows nose] Funky butt-lovin'!
Okay, uh, honey? In bed by 8:30 and do all your homework.
-So how'd you do? -Let's just say I made the play of the day.
-This is a joke. -Come on, kid!
When you think you're going to get a peaceful nights sleep Your teething baby
Cool!
-Come on, let's go! Come on Mom! Come on! -Alright, okay!
Henry, this is Salmart Miller, the manager of the Chicago Cubs. [gasp]
[crowd booing]
Well, after a shaky outing yesterday, 'Mart Mill is showing confidence in the rookie by bringing him in.
-Man, you were this close! -When the boat's done I'll ask her!
What was that? You alright?
-(imitating) Mom.
Let’s Play Some Ball!
Let’s play some golf!!
I'm your worst nightmare.
-I don't know. Do you? -Look, I'm sorry. Let's just work on the boat and forget it.
Sweet meat pies
Cha-ching, Jack.
-You have a boat? -Yeah. Kind of.
Oh My God
-I'm going down to the field level and watch you win us the division. -Yes sir!
Bleacher rules - you can't keep a home run hit by the other team.
You trying to show me up, Henry?
-He was just trying to make the tag! -Hey.
Big game like this, I gotta go with experience. Even if it is you.
hey you bowper! you don't call bawumps baumtpy baumps without youpering the yonks in tokkyotookok with ryophobia sistanks with dowpy! oh sorry next time i'll bowendup first before tempting your vlooumpromtis.
-Oh man! He gets to talk to Ched Steadman! -Woah, what a lucky guy!
I brought in Reebok! I brought in Pepsi!
Keep it up, big guy.
-Hey! Your mom's got a pretty good arm! I didn't see the floater pitch since Scuffy McGee! Bye! So long! -Bye!
Alright cam cut some shit bud Cut some big stinky shit!
[crowd cheering]
Well, if you need anything, I'll be right next door. Okay?
-Come on, Henry. Quit playing around! -There's another ball.
Is that play legal?
Let’s go back to our dull lives … and search for meaning
Let's go back to our dull lives and search for meaning
-[sigh] This is unbelievable. -Hey, I uh, need you to sign something.
Test Test
What's wrong with him? Are you a moron? You imbecile.
One more! GIVE ME ONE MORE!!
Play ball.
Nice guy.
-How does it feel to be out-pitched by a 12 year old? -I don't care who out-pitches me, so long as we get the ring.
-Cubs tickets! -[screaming]
-Mary. -Get out of my house. I never want to see you again.
You are a bum garapalo!! Get him OUT!!
-[elastic sounds] -Hmm.
Woah.
-We're on the air!
-No, no, no, I mean, didn't surgery fix your shoulder? -I don't know what my shoulder will do if I heat it up again.
Where's your mommy kid?
-What'd he call me? -[laughs]
Come on, what is this? Get the game going! What's going on!
[chanting] Tim! Tim! Tim! [cheering]
Come on in!!!
You are a bum, Steadman! Get him out!