Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I saw one in your purse.
So, what did the police say?
Talk to me.
Come on, baby. Big money, money, money.
...in hopes that they would explain what happened to that sad waiter's leg.
Hell, yeah, yo, I'm gonna be there.
Okay, I've already called the cops.
Fellas, please, I'm no hero.
Otherwise I'll keep my mouth shut.
Where's that steak?
That time of the month?
Because Stoolbend needs a hero.
Why, is that Cleveland Brown?
The mugger's wearing a Last Call with Carson Daly hat.
I forgot about that after I got shot.
Excuse me, sir.
Now we meet the brave citizen who fought off a crazed gunman.
No. It's a chemical fire. You can't use water.
...and keep their opinions to themselves...
Sure. I'll hit the maternity ward and look at the chicken people in the incubators.
Look at you all shot up because I couldn't keep my mouth shut.
Me after giving my bestie the four leaf clover i found so we can both be lucky
All right, Favre, helmet on. You're in.
All I have to do is go through a doorway and I'm golden.
But you can't do that on YouTube.
Oh, here it is.
- You got money. - Not that much.