Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What? Mr. Brown, Rather Early has exclusively obtained this video...

Hey, it's bad, bad Cleveland Brown.

Look, Cleveland. I was born with my dial set to eight, but life cranked it up to 10.

I have the flesh-eating virus.

Sorry this took so long. I don't move so quickly since I lost my leg...

We've lost too much resolution.

And I am in no mood for your nonsense.

What is that?! A-C P... That's weird, that's what it is! Ah-cuh puh... What are we doing?! Ah-cuh, pleh... A-C P-L-E-A... I don't wanna do this! What is that?!

Two. One to a Mr. Carson Daly in Valencia, California.

And I've lost a lot of teeth.

With me, as always, is Tila Tequila.

So there you were with a bullet wound.

Oh, I hope I look good enough to rob, but not good enough to rape.

Donna, if I were watching us on TV right now, I would say:

Good morning. I'm Dan Rather, news veteran of 44 years...

Oh, hell, no. Shut it down.

Do I look like Richard Branson, the rebel billionaire?

Girl, I was doubled over in pain all morning.

Donna? How did you find me?

If I can't go after the mugger, maybe I'll make the mugger go after me.

Oh, my God. Rallo, I'm not...

Lester has tetherball.

We heard you got shot saving Donna's life.

I haven't had time to color my gray.

I found her soiled bandages.