Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

$1 00,000 a week. Painful.
Eddie, you gotta be quicker than that.
You get the women, and you get the bucks.
So you'll be here what time?
makes a difference on the street.
You happened to be there, too.
-RECEPTIONIST: He got by me. -Jordan, are you in there?
-I deserve a second chance. -No.
Doug could've done it to you.
Not from a guy who hides here 'cause he can't hack it in the real world.
I know.
Whoo! One, two, three, four!
MAN 2: Make a million, buddy!
(ROCK 'N' ROLL SONG PLAYING)
Yes.
So was arthritis.
It doesn't. Your friend, what's his name...
He either grins or he starts to fade away,
If you know that, you're ready to graduate.
-Interesting work. -Thank you.
The hell you do!
(DOORBELL RINGS)
He got back Friday.
A white wine.
Think of a customer as a hurdler thinks of a hurdle.
-You're aiming too high. -I'll do anything.
The kind of money your sacred books dangle, but never deliver.
Let's really do it.
This has got recipes.
proctologist Dream
WOMAN 2: Hey, what about us?
The name of the game is woman.
I don't work here anymore.
You're such an asshole.
The little darlings come in here panting.
It's not as bad as it seems.
-A seemingly simple assignment. -(YAWNING)
(GRUNTS ANGRILY)
(SCREAMING)
There's a guy who makes these.
-I'll be all fat and ugly. -Just as long as you don't get too fat.
(LAUGHING)
The highest evolution of the species.
Darling?
Jordan, I came here to talk to you.
Because I knew it would be the best way to get you out of my life.
WAITRESS: Let's make some money for a change.
What time did you say you'd be here?
I'm going to be a father.
or you're gonna throw that back out again.
He was too proud to show how he felt until it was too late.
Drinks are on the house Let's go
Reading between the lines.
MAN 1 : Keep it.
MAN 1: You're wasting your time.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Simple. She's a rich chick, whose family owns half of Manhattan.
That's why you came to New York. That's sure as hell why I left Queens.
It only gets better.
-We require a degree. -You should go to college.
I'll have a beer.
-(ROCK 'N' ROLL SONG PLAYING) -Whoo!
I'll have a beer
You asshole!
When wiII I be Ioved?
the money multiplier.
I catch on pretty quick.
(LAUGHS) A bartender with a line for everything.
-MAN: Miss! -I'll be there in a minute!
I'm spooked.
I thought I told you to keep that punk out of this house!
BRIAN: 76th Street.
Oh, God, I'm sorry.
remain a part of the curriculum.
Flat beer from rusty pipes.
And the customer?
-Yes. -(BOTH LAUGHING)
(SLOW REGGAE SONG PLAYING)
a man will always be judged based on the amount of alcohol he can consume.
(SIGHS)
Mr. Flanagan is determined to revolutionize the bar business
I'm Doug's friend.
Come in.
Am I supposed to live with the same man,
Hold it!
Fifty-fifty.
(SCREAMING)
Mrs. Rivkin has spent the last 20 years burning her husband's dinners,
BRIAN: Good night, sweet prince.
You know when you walk into some place.
It'd be great to get some talent behind the bar.
Brian, I know you can, but it doesn't really matter.
What about the baby?
DOUG: Get in there.
I like that. Hmm.
MAN 2: Here we go.
-MAN: This isn't what I ordered! -A Molson and a Cuba Libre.
That sounds very nice,
It’s official! Mark is a kept man!
Brian, there is no "us."
Know how to make a Red-eye, Mr...?
not making you marry her, you don't care about her.
Nearest Scientology Center?
A toast! To the bride, and to my nephew!
Thank you.
This is the Upper East Side, saloon capital of the world.
Yeah, and we'd never go home.
Oh, you can handle it, huh?
I can look at an ad and tell you what's wrong with it.
and that night he bet me that I couldn't do the same.
BRIAN: Hey, Doug!
It's great to see you, my only friend. Sit down.
-Star-crossed lovers syndrome? -Hmm.
To the first and last person I ever cared about.
Talk is overrated as a means of resolving disputes.
Shashi Tharoor after reading the list of banned words
PRIEST: "The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want..."
LIMO DRIVER: Give us a break.
Bar is open!
Poor baby, he's frustrated.
This lad is the best bartender south of 14th Street.
I've been here 25 years, never bought a drink.
Too bad you couldn't keep your mouth shut about our sex life.
Doug says you're incredible with women.