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she tempered the pertness with a smile.
I've been instructed not to let you in here.
-Brian! -Kerry!
Are you okay?
Fetch, Ronnie, fetch.
(SIGHS)
that I'm gonna stick by her through this...
(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)
I'll never let her marry a guy like me
-Excuse me. -(CHUCKLING)
That's a bit lucky.
or sales tax, or the building code, or labor costs,
Come on, let's decimate this dance floor.
What's this?
Winter in the tropics, spring in New York.
You obviously are not here to eat,
(LAUGHING)
(WOMEN SCREAM)
When wiII I be Ioved?
Not that I wish you were dead.
Out!
My best friend in the world! My only friend!
-Mooney's apartment, Brian... -I know who you are.
Still, if our child is the naughtiest of girls or the wildest of men
$1 0 behind the line?
ALL: Aw!
Thatch one, purl two?
It didn't have to be this way, you know.
"Money isn't everything," They say
I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I'm getting all dressed up and going bar hopping.
Heel, boy.
Jordan?
I discovered him.
Please.
But now I know I can handle it.
BRIAN: They deliver.
Excuse me....
"Hey, it's party time."
Doug is dead.
I want to come by and thank you for helping out yesterday.
Stick with me, son. I'll make you a star.
May I suggest some ketchup for your fries.
excuse me maria lagonikos nannying those unhired nannies rwally wrinkled me version of snell. oh congratulations to them. i hope they know it was you who beat them up .
Hey, are you okay?
What if I do care about her?
Send Harvey to Dallas right away.
And with a token, it might get me on a subway.
Hey, you!
The ice mountain. The spring thaw.
But this I shall promise to thee
That's right! Burn it.
To overthrow the government, You know
I'm all shook up
Relax.
"while bedding 1 8-year-old, seventh wife.
(CHUCKLES)
To a future leader ofAmerica...
What, are we playing musical high balls here?
Ah! The old philosopher.
No?
Boy, oh, boy, you've got them.
The bar is open!
MAN 3: A Bloody Mary. WOMAN 2: An Angel Tit.
I still remember the day they came to repossess it.
I guess you'll never know
Let's get her up.
I'd fish and pick coconuts.
Please, stop molesting the customers.
Hustle her?
who's filling in for bray besa isabella kranchie and virginia njetru? ashley gallagher.
I'd like to be there just to shout it out all night long!
Give you guys a chance to get your money back!
What, no tearful greeting?
WAITRESS 2: Vodka and Rose's, please.
Brian?
Why didn't you tell me you were the original rich chick?
I’ve been training for this scheme my whole life You got this Craig!
How about that guy?
You don't really want me to go away, do you?
Maybe I'm just too old to be a student.
(SINGING REGGAE SONG)
I'm not leaving.
(SIGHING)
-I better check on Doug. -Please?
Nevertheless, certain antiquated skills such as reading and writing,
If you walk out of this house, don't bother coming back.
I taught this young man everything he knows.
I'll be heading back to New York with her.
The short pour.
Then it's a question of biology. Biology is destiny.
Please, there's so many things, I don't know where to begin.
We can't have that now, can we?
No, I'm all right.
The schnapps made from peach
and he goes for the poorest and the dumbest every time.
$50?
This is your father's idea of how to get me out of your life.
Right now, though. I'm waiting tables at Jerry's Deli.
Excuse me.
In 1 969, the Mets won the World Series.
"What do you think of my rowboat?"
I don't want your goddamn money.
The name is not buddy or pal.
The speed rack shuffle. The hot shot.
Nothing.
Badass Coughlins laws
and he thinks she's just there for the sun.