Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You knew how I felt about her.
(SNIFFLING)
(CROWD SINGING ALONG)
What difference does it make? You're the boss.
(SINGING ALONG)
So, why did you humiliate me like that in Jamaica?
I'm... Brian.
BRIAN: Baccarat crystal.
No.
(GIGGLING)
We dazzle him with ice work. We baffle him with bottle work.
Outwork, outthink, out scheme and out maneuver.
He bet me that I wasn't good enough to hustle her.
The man's astounding.
Maybe I could handle a partner.
(MOANING)
-Where's Jordan? -She's in there.
It's very urban in orientation.
Like what?
The brochure promised me a drink on the house.
Bullshit!
I hope your Brewer's yeast doesn't take it personally.
For breakfast? You've got to be joking.
WOMAN: Maybe you should reenlist.
Your sexy, little smile is not gonna work this time.
At least you could apologize.
Keep me in the manner I'm accustomed to.
If a daughter arrives to bless our clan
Stick it in your LeBaron!!!!!!
That’s fifty bucks you owe me!
You should pursue other avenues.
-BRIAN: How you doin'? -Oh, I'm fine.
She'll hear you no matter how far away she is.
You're ready for the big time, young Mr. Finnegan
Of course, I'm not like all men either.
(GROANING)
I see it in pink neon…
Ah! A diamond in the rough.
whenever the subject of money comes up.
(LAUGHS)
More like my obsession.
A day! (WHOOPS)
Listen to me!
I am the world's first yuppie poet.
Im not saying im better..! Anything i can get you ... Lmk you know i got it
Don't you worry, I won't forget my close friends.
(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING)
Oh, please do.
Excuse me.
(SIGHING)
I'd love to be there just to shout it out all night long!
I don't have to, not anymore.
You know what they say about sexual vanity in men over 40?
That's why you're up here.
That goes for the help as well.
That's great. Can you move aside? I can't fit you both in.
Open the door and let her pirouette out?
Yes, happy hour.
(SINGING) I'm aII shook up
I make things with juice And frothy Pink Squirrel
Give us a kiss You sexy beast
Sexual frustration
-You look more like his couch. -MAN: Henry!
administrative costs, income prospectus,
the fuck I will SSSSSHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
I asked you to prepare a business plan.
yes boingkids say hello to your dear granny raelene! hello granny snell!
What are you doing here?
-I'll bet I can spook you. -No way.
Ah! Light dawns on marble head.
Gilbey's and tonic and a Velvet Hammer.
I know the other night I didn't say the right things.
Okay.
A kid, I mean, our kid needs a father.
The plane ride home will cure that.
I won't.
That's what the market's all about.
All right.
Is he or isn't he a great bartender?
Trust me, baby.
-Poem? -MAN 1 : Do one, Bri!
Forget it!
Look how tasty your cocktails are, look how clean you keep your bar.
Beer is for breakfast Drink or begone.
I sublet it to a couple of yuppies. They loved your mother's furniture.
I guess you'll never know
Mark, I haven't forgotten about you.
Okay, so what is? Sex?
That's all right. How's she doing?
-BRIAN: Hello. -Hi.
I'm sorry...
Bet I can still spook you
Ooh! $1 0, Uncle Pat.
(ROCK 'N' ROLL SONG PLAYING)
We'll have a fantastic time.
You should include capitalization,
You guys are amazing!
I want to talk about Doug.
so I'll settle for sixty-forty.
We can live for peanuts down there. There are no taxes.