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(STUDENTS EXCLAIM IN SHOCK)
But I guess you knew that already.
What about a 1 00-pound ballerina that's been speeding for three days?
There are too many things about "us" that don't work.
Come on! Put it to the floor! Come on! Let's go!
"whose self-propelled meteoric rise to wealth and fame,
BRIAN: Have a nice day!
(WHOOPS)
The love of my life.
Now you take our hero, here.
My business'll go to hell.
You can't buy me out of Jordan's life!
because I'm not there.
Hey!
True love with a kicker.
And prepare a complete plan for its development.
Maybe she hides the pictures when she goes out.
Try and make it by closing.
Let's dance.
Why don't you wear the gray pinstripe we bought you last week?
You can barely be honest with yourself.
Jordan Please
Not for a hangover.
I'm serious. I got the hottest saloon in town.
(SOBBING) No.
You must make enough to cover that.
Anything else is always something better.
This is true love, young Flanagan.
yes sermonsail. Roofseserette? What do you want? i want do gowubowyycsong the. Eiojaninetyerttes in surfers paradise.
the fizz made of beef
Could you throw a 400-pound psychopath out the bar?
Take my coat, will you?
This is a real opportunity.
I'm not leaving. That's it.
A white wine.
Come on.
Stick it in your LeBaron!!!!
Village Inn 16:30
(CHUCKLING)
but if this is the way it's gonna be, why'd you tell me about the baby?
When you can see the color of their panties, you know you've got talent.
Maybe in six or eight months, but...
"Stop feeling so sorry for yourself, Flanagan."
Excuse me....
I'm Richard Mooney.
Excuse me.
but now decides she wants to become
I tried to sell out to you, but I couldn't close the deal.
Tony?
This is Robert Powell, he's the sculptor.
Jordan!
-Can't take the truth? -Bullshit!
Oh, what? Some alky remember you in his will?
Yes, but can I live with young Flanagan?
(ROCK 'N' ROLL SONG PLAYING)
The guys at the bar told me.
At least try a Jus d'Amour.
Left a can of Spam in the refrigerator.
How are you?
Did you tell him about my marketing ideas?
Flugelbinders, right.
DOUG: Hot mama, huh?
You make no friends. Trust nobody.
-Multiple. -Multiple?
I met a bartender who makes $300 to $400 a day.
Beer is for breakfast.
Aben nedgør en elev
Instead I put all the cash into commodities.
and I realize that Jordan is very upset.
So, I'll wait at the end of the bar till closing.
You want poets?
now %33 $89 by this year is already at home with me. so which side will be in for a share? the senate!
These guys are top salesmen. I can't treat them like office boys.
Here. This'll get you there in style.
You were coming on too strong, too fast.
I have got serious "fuck me" eyes coming over here.
"would have made even J.D. Rockefeller envious,
What's my greatest talent?
You are coming on too strong, Ryan
Well, bye.
I've been turned down l've been pushed 'round
Adding these components together,
We were a good team once.
Owen'll take care of you.
-The Orgasm -(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
No. Excuse me.
I'm not like all women.
You know how to make a Ribeye?
No matter how liberated this world becomes,
Jordan, wake up! Don't you see why he's come back here?
We can't let a little thing like cash stand in our way.
No, I'd do the fishing and coconut-picking.
You realize we're both completely insane.
Kit Jason
Isn't that clever?
Oh!
One, two, three.
You stand around with your finger up your ass.
You sure you don't want a slice?
marketing, cost analysis...
You'll thank me for this one day.
You would make thatch skirts to sell to the tourists.
Mike Johnson
MAN 1 : Brian, give us a poem.
Should we let it breathe?
The love of a good woman has made me see the light.