Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We value education.

WOMAN 3: Henry? Remember me?

I see America drinking

but it's ingrained in your immigrant blood.

Coughlin's law: Never talk about a woman.

(SOFTLY) Brian Flanagan.

This lady's gonna do a number on you, mate.

-Please. -RICHARD: Throw this bum out of here!

-I was only asking! -You're not going to be burdened.

(IN MOCK JAMAICAN ACCENT) Which we make in Jamaica, man.

Where's my Jim Beam on the rocks?

You've captured my innermost soul.

Ah! Which the tooth fairy will deliver to our doorstep. Hmm?

-DOUG: Catch! -Thank you.

Bet you thought you'd never see me again.

Thanks, man, but I gotta be honest,

Me... and every teacher halfway through May.

Now, moving on...

and I've never seen her as unhappy as she is at this moment.

And you're ugly.

She's not trying to shake you down,

BRIAN: Who? Pocahontas over there?

If I'd stuck to what I know best, which is almost nothing.

and some guy corners the flugelbinder market.

I got four people waiting for me.

What I have found is if we find the right location.

It’s official Marcus is a Kept Man!

It's made with fresh fruit right off the vine.

For this evening anyway.

We can start it up for as little as $75,000 in cash.

JORDAN: Sorry. Payday's Friday.

I don't want to make that same mistake.

He supported a family, just like you're gonna have to do.

-What? -A Screwdriver.

Jordan, I want a second chance.

-Does it pay the rent? -Someday it will.

The dreamer who can't take the criticism.

Let it wait just a smidgen longer.

My friend just passed out on the beach. Do you have a phone?

BRIAN: I've come to beg and plead for a job.

And those little wrappers are made by another guy.

-Great to see you, Flanagan. -I've come to pay off my bet.

You get a barjob to keep your days free for your real gig.

Doug landed a rich chick,

"Douglas Coughlin: From bartender to billionaire."

And in their wake,

BRIAN: Hey, Dulcy.

My kind of woman.

(BOTH CHUCKLING)

"Brian Flanagan...

-A Friar Tuck. -A Ding-A-Ling.

Look at that clown.

I’m doing the best I can. OK!

Oh! How do you get rich?

You can only take a guy so far.

Isn't that what all bartenders' girlfriends do?

Well, then your virtue is quite safe with me.

(SINGING ALONG)

I knew nothing about insurance,

(SLOW ROCK SONG PLAYING)

What am I going to do about this girl?

You could wait six months,

Work those hips. Come on, girIs!

You come back to New York with us and I'll make you head bartender.

-That is her choice! -The hell you say!

This poem is entitled

No, this is the tropics.

That, simply stated, is the money multiplier.

Coghlan's Law No PFIT

I've got to find something to do.

Tell him what I did.

-Pardon me? -A Jus d'Amour.

You're not leaving?

-Mr. Mooney, I think I'm just gonna... -Flanagan, here.

You have something to contribute?

(STUDENTS LAUGHING)

May 29 in Massachusetts

Jordan! Stop her!

Yes, Mr. Flanagan.

I was afraid I'd never know how you felt about me.

And yet, one word describes your papers.

Flip & Baileys is Open!

I grant you, it's not an easy concept to grasp.

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