Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just tell him not to make a move until he's seen our line, that's all.
Speak up! Let the class hear you.
Seventy-thirty.
Novus Xmas Party Good advice. Only for red wine.
(POP SONG PLAYING)
Louis XIII. VoiIá.
Please try to keep your envy in check.
Guys.
Why does it always have to be a woman?
There is my miracle.
Buttons were popping, skirts were rising.
Pinkity, blink.
That's deep!
Where were you?
-Hold it. -What'd you do that for?
Spare change for my dry cleaning?
What does it mean?
Okay, I'll be in the office in 1 5.
CORAL: I was down there last month doing a shoot.
No, stay.
Champagne
Listen, it's the difference between a one-nighter
-One reason: for the money. -I don't want a thing from you!
if they fell over with their legs in the air, would it?
It's a penthouse. Your name, please?
That most of you are seeking the fast track, lovely term,
who hopes to make his fortune selling makeup for pets.
How about a Vodka martini with a Pernod float?
But if you want to get loaded
Couglin’s Law
Uh-huh.
-Crap, I say! -Bullshit!
MAN 2: A guy like you, advertising. BRIAN: I have a feel for advertising.
Kids?
Welcome to my most humble, dishonorable establishment.
In the meantime, I'll ask McDougal to give you a job.
-Get off of me! -Don't fucking handle her,
DOUG: My princess. My dream.
I'd like to talk to you.
Blue shirt, fifth row, wake up!
$50 says that Coral's in the sack with some other guy before the week's out.
The luck is gone, the brain is shot.
You wanted this as much as I did.
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
Then why don't we start with the Turquoise Blue?
Please, come with me.
She's got a brownstone.
If she hadn't left, you'd be back there begging.
Get in there and spend some money, you two.
Almost knocked the eye out of my head.
Yes, Obi-Wan.
Shame you told all your mates... Coz it only gets better
Champagne. Perfume going in, sewage coming out.
-You want poets? -ALL: Yeah!
Servicing all the widows in the neighborhood now.
that the only thing I'm really gonna miss
JORDAN: Oh, yeah!
With hard work, I know I can turn it into something great.
Every man wakes up one fine morning with the wife and kids.
Get some for yourself, too.
A kept man, eh?
DOUG: Missed.
I've been famous for ten years. Just give me the money.
(CHUCKLING) No, not me. I'm not falling into that trap.
in a hole like this?
What do you think of my rowboat?
Before you know it, your life is just one long night
There's nothing inanimate about Coral.
I guess I could if I had to.
yes beryl glove? what do you want? i want to do kid glove to you.
No.
I don't want to throw up.
It's the first sign of senility.
My ship.
No, it's not the money.
the demand for money by focusing on...
(SINGING ALONG)
KERRY: Doug?
-Poem! -MAN: All right, Brian!
to every suburban shopping mall in America.
(ALL CHANTING) Do it! Do it!
You!
i told ya dear george those unscopias don't work! boing faye well stop scop bio scope to scope plate alternating then!
Where's Jordan?
No.
After a moment of self pity
Apologize?
So, this is your profession.
Missed me!
The only thing I know about saloons is how to pour whiskey and run my mouth.
And never ever get spooked again
I take it back, you're not going to be famous.
WOMAN 1 : Let me in!
ok then. i'll just ring menswear on 411. (phone rings) hello menswear? oh hi yes. we closing down. oh ok. all stock must go! no rainchecks no clearance!
No brawling in here.
I've got some interviews set up for tomorrow.
ay yes! he haunts the alleyways of fetch rock screaming "you must bring back the broken light!" and he rants goes up and down staircases. he's got a whole lot of weird things he does, to be a ghost. yes this is why i've been not telling. why the rain and wind have been stuck and the traffic's bad. yes now i spill my guts. yes! "oh and by the way he's elderly and wrinkled like raelene.)
Oh.
-Why don't you just order a shot? -(ALL CHEERING)
Bankrupt!
Brian Flanagan. Kerry Coughlin.
It hasn't breathed in 50 years. It's dead.
How could you do this?
I thought we had something going. I didn't play any games with you.
just kind of happen to you.
-Really? -Mmm-hmm.
I am going to be very fat, and you are going to love it!
As for the way I feel about you,
I've loved you from the first moment I saw you, Jordan.
She is just not very wise in the ways of the world.
And my own personal favorite, Mrs. Sheila Rivkin.
Honey, I don't want them to think I'm shoving my boyfriend down their throat.
Get me the key!
(KISSES)
DOUG: My dearest Brian,
What's your secret weapon?
a a