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How is your mother today?
I am much more fun to be with than you.
I will use my great riches to help the people of Nigeria.
I was afraid you'd say no.
and tell them that.
Do whatever you want.
He has informed me that despite his best efforts,
About what?
Check the batteries and bring it to me.
[sighs]
And I would be the horse?
Great.It's not gonna be easy.
Yes, of course. Good.
that I realize our friendship is more important than any man.
Oh, yes, yes.
Apparently, I'm losing 60 pounds by next summer.
Well, it's not like I can run away.
Don't put me in the middle.
Is anybody sitting there?
with guys who are capable of taking care of you,
Where are you going?
Incoming.
Why is it ridiculous?
Aw, damn.
I should've had a stroke years ago.
Perfect.
time I have left, so we need to get going.
Nice girls don't get paid $1,000 at the end of the date.
Hey, Siri.
[mocking]: "Stop talking like one."
It would be too strange.
He's good.
If only it didn't have a mouth.
I'm sorry.
Yes, you are right. But maybe there's
When he saw that I was not interested in him,