Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When you live in a TP APARTMENT And someone steals your food

but right now, you're the only person I trust.

That... it travels. That one's a traveler.

And God grants us another miracle.

I got to write you up. You get it.

You want me to let her go? I saw her do it!

I'm sorry, is this an apology?

My cousin Ricky started out shoplifting.

We're going classic good cop, bad cop.

Wait a minute. That's your daughter!

that I've played with.

God bless us all, and let's get out of here.

I didn't steal anything.

God, you're just so pretty.

Y'all in Judge Garrett's court now.

I'm a man of truth, Dina.

She died alone. Well, she will die alone.

Wow, you could be in a Lifetime movie.

Okay, I'm just gonna say it:

Oh, it's bleeding from the uterus

No one is leaving this room until I see someone

Did you get to the part where he finds...

Jonah taught me how to use a maxi pad.

Yep, yep, miracle of life. Get it.

Please pretend I did not just call myself "Uncle Jonah."

- Got it. - Money for the dead guy.