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Um... I apologize. I don't know...
mine was upsetting.
♪ When I blow, there's magic in the air ♪
Get in here.
and my best friend deserves a special meal.
Like, seriously fired this time.
Because I thought about it,
Slytherin are proud, cunning, ambitious.
Can you help us?
Get away from me! Go back to Santa Ana!
(gasps) Oh, my God.
I've been talking to some potential clients
Please, sir.
Incidentally, your account is not private.
We're sorry, but we can't remember your name.
Just as soon as you say my name.
(mocking gibberish)
Wow. Okay.
(chuckles): Wait, wait, d-don't be sorry.
And?
She just, um... Yeah.
Now we're just stuck in here.
♪ What's a girl to do when she's stuck between men? ♪
Please!
but secretly have the hots for each other...
Oh. It's those damn Devil Winds.
Feels like the carrot's still in the dip,
Reese Witherspoon, like, eight times.
Maybe because making a permanent commitment to someone
And evil.
While you're doing that,
♪ They're probably straightforward nipples ♪
♪ Let's quickly have intercourse ♪
in a calm voice, and I'm supposed to take it. Awesome.
♪ Which will make things weird. ♪
Of course I did, because I care.
for you and Josh.
We have the Santa Ana winds.
If we get married here,
He actually watched us do it like a sadistic sadist.
out of that Scarsdale bar mitzvah than I did.
(sighs)
♪ So it's you, Rebecca ♪
♪ Hello there, it's me ♪
NBD. You know, casual thing.
REBECCA: Ugh. Not this. This.
♪ I said it's okay. ♪
I don't know what's happening.
It's in two weeks! (squeals)
It was George Washington, George Foreman,
Can you cuddle pride?
I don't want people thinking I'm a doormat.
Will you accept the charges? Yes.
No. Get away from me, Mr. Wind!
something important over here, okay?
He's our only way out of here.
Mm.
(breathing heavily)
Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
Okay, check out this gorgeous wedding venue in Malibu.
- if you know, why wait, right? - Exactly.
♪ Super weird ♪
that I don't care where I rank with you.
Wake up. I got to talk to you. It's really important.
♪ You're my best friend and I know I'm not yours ♪
- Okay. Code yellow. - Oh.
Come on. Anyway,
- How do you know that? - I looked it up
It's probably just the weather.
Maybe... I will give him another chance.
I can't do this anymore.
♪ Good thing I happen to have an old condom ♪
Stop talking dirty.