Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but that is exactly what happens in rom-coms.

I also experienced a humiliating infidelity.

I'm in a weird mood today.

Oh, I'm just kidding!

Look at my ring, guys! (squeals happily)

(muffled mumble) Shh.

♪ Come on, let's quickly have intercourse ♪

He, like... kisses my neck,

Oh, that's good.

Who wants to talk budgets?

(singsongy): Going to dinner with Paula.

I know sometimes I get impatient

I don't know what's wrong with me.

if a dead spider's a black widow again?

So what? I had sex with someone this morning.

Why don't you just give him a call and tell him how you feel?

Darryl, I'm here to apologize.

I wanted to help you; you're my best friend.

and I read them in a week.

Yeah. I like to saturate the wood.

- and I was nearby. - Maybe you're right.

♪ That my mind does not ♪

MAN: An inmate is calling from San Quentin.

There would be...

What are you doing here?

There must be some sort of light to get this thing to sparkle.

♪ And that's okay ♪

I wasn't eavesdropping.

Thank you, Matron of Honor.

All you have to do is show up

that I would be fine with that.

That kiss was all your fault.

you have the perfect sarcastic remark

and then muttered something?

(exhales) Yeah, you will.

Mm. If you really miss him,

♪ Have intercourse ♪

Well, you know what I wish I had a dream about?

and yuck, it was just, it was over?

'Cause I think I've always known it.

Right. I can do that. Okay.

- The bone. Okay. - Just anywhere there.

How are we gonna get out of here?

DARRYL (in distance): I'm her best male friend!

Oh! The elevator's back on. Great.

(laughing): That's really funny, though.

♪ Your best friend is somebody else ♪