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And... whatever you do,
Oh, God, it's-it's been haunting me all morning.
(people clamoring, horns honking)
You're the one who put this place on our radar.
Ha, ha. Ha, ha. Okay.
♪ And also kind of a narrator. ♪
I can do better.
... you dumb-ass.
Karen, we are talking about
You know, I have been engaged to someone for 12 years.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- Oh, God, that's great! - But you... definitely overstepped.
You know what?
Okay, so we need to clear the air. Um...
Yes!
dig a hole next to the chuppah,
but he apologized right away.
♪ Technically, I'm known ♪
you probably wouldn't have pawned it.
Okay. What?
♪ Friendship doesn't have to be a two-way street ♪
Hey, Josh. Hey, wake up.
Well, I mean, if it meant that much to you,
Miss the pursuit?
I acted crazy, and then there-there was that rando kiss
The Devil Winds. Oh, I hate them.
♪ Are both highly intelligent people ♪
This is where they filmed the Catalina wine mixer
and then we start our lives together.
Well, we both love it, and we're not in a rush, right?
No, I'm not!
and we've known each other for 11 years.
Just get away! Stop bothering me, wind!
And that toilet upstairs has been running for three weeks,
and we think it's because of the Devil Winds.
So, be careful out there.
Okay, so, I'm in a funeral home,
Look, Paula,
You know, I dreamt
of the firm.
but that's not my fault.
Nobody likes a needy whore."
It's George.
What's two years when we're gonna be married forever?
He just called me.
Audra Levine's annual Yom Kippur letter.
But once I sign them, it's like,
That has nothing to do with whether or not
Great.
How are you? What's new with you?
♪ A little bit about me ♪
Paula...
But there's so much to do.
I know it seems like the proposal came very quickly,
I can't. I have my pride.
No. It's not a rush
♪ You and I ♪
Wait a minute.
Every day, when I come to work,
- I had the weirdest dream last night. - You did? So did I.
that I married my pet snake Long John Slither, which is crazy.
I'm, uh, I'm not gonna stand for this-this disrespect anymore.
PAULA: You have been
- That's totally cool. - No, no, no.
they really think that they're Gryffindor
♪ Let's have intercourse ♪
And then the Devil Winds, also.
Is that why you look halfway decent?
♪ Deepest wishes and fears ♪
You just have to wait for him to whip his yuck out.
It is so confusing.