Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We have to know everything that's bad.

-He'd rather have a pair of socks, right? -Brad: Can I have it?

-What do you do? -I'm an executive.

I've seen you twist your ankle crossing the street.

And if we were to get together and procreate,

It's all right. It's okay.

So I say to you...

(SLOW POP MUSIC PLAYING)

What do you think?

-Number two... -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

in that place, everyone will get a mansion.

-Go on. -What else happens?

You'll never be ugly.

Thanks for going on this date with me.

I mean, look at you. How can you possibly be better than me?

If you tell me this is what you really want, I'll go.

so no one left any messages.

about what happens to you after you die.

-I didn't know they still had those. -Are you a dangerous pi rate?

why didn't you just say yes?

but the thought of being alone the rest of my life

That's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, $800.

Napoleon: 1812 to 1813.

-Not too much. -Hey! What are you doing with that?

Did you invent a new kind of bike?

Wait, there was a burning building and a bear?

Is it bad to wear pants?

They look fine to me.

Is that why you came over to talk to me? To tell me you hated me?

(Clears Throat)

It's not a world of nothingness.

Definitely not.

Now I'm obviously rich and successful and...

All right, do me a favour. Let me do the talking, okay?

He's not drunk.

I'll be wrinkly and old, ugly.

You're the sweetest, most caring person I know.

So then the thermosphere?

How do you know these things?

Mark, what you know is gonna change man kind forever.

And it lasts for an eternity. An eternity, Mum.

Because if I was going out on a date with you...

No. I joined a gym, but just... Things have changed for me.

-Why not? -'Cause I have a date.

But I'd rather just get all the money and not have to work for the results.

Hi, I'm Bob: I'm the spokesperson for The Coca-Cola Company.

And you said you were gonna try and do it without me hearing.

"Can you tell me how much is in your account?"

That makes me think of your vagina.

And you're a little man-bitch.

-Do you enjoy that? -No.

-Daughter? -No.

And things just escalated.

-Cheers. -Come on,

(Chuckles Softly)

Came out, yeah, sure.

That's why I'll always be a loser.

Just keep working, don't worry about...

I have $800 in my account.

It was then that...

As long as you don't do any of that bad stuff that you mentioned, right?

(Softly) I don't know. He forgot. Got... Seen all the stuff he does?

I know. That's why I'm here for the rent.

when you die, you don't disappear into an eternity of nothingness.

Greg: Don't tell me not to puke 'cause that'll make me puke more.

And 'cause I just got an e-mail from a woman who...

That guy's a coward, hiding up there doing bad things to us.

Anna: Short, sweaty, bald guy.

Nothing new is gonna have happened in the 1300s.