Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Might as well. -I can't.
Oh, sure. Of course, we'll have to get married to use it.
(Crowd CHEERING)
Well, actually, it arouses me.
Verbally, not with... Because he will then go,
No!
Shoot, no.
Twenty four hours ago, Mark Bellison was just your typical nobody writer.
Great. I'll get those two started.
No. There is no hairstyle that can put you in the bad place.
I was just masturbating.
-Surely he knows best. -She knows what's best.
Because the man in the sky told me.
(PHONE RINGING)
Well, he probably is a loser. Bad example.
Chips, please.
-Hello. -And you're very pretty.
We're gonna live!
-With you? -Yes.
They are?
Um... Just wait there.
Of course not.
Well, I don't think I'm a loser.
Gotta put it on channel three for the satellite to work.
Number one,
Why don't you tell me what the man in the sky wants for us, Mark?
Well, I'm just gonna leave, and you don't know my name.
(GASPS)
Now, if you'll just fol low me over here, I will give you a sneak peek
I also hear he's most likely getting fired today.
Hello, this is Anna.
Well, that's everything I know.
So, he's the one who cured my mom's cancer?
there is a man in the sky who controls everything.
-Uh, I didn't... -Just let him keep working.
He's smart, he's funny, and he's kind, and he is loving.
-Well, do you have a job? -I have a job in an office.
Pretty awful.
-Your name is Mark? -Hi, Mark.
-Are you always happy? -Usually.
entertaining and even hilarious moments from world history,
Hello, there. I was just coming in to check on her.
the person who'll give you the kids you've always wanted.
-Is punching someone bad? -Yes.
Also, I tried calling you and you never answer your phone.
I'm so... I'm so frightened.
I don't find you attractive.
Mark: Cheers.
to read off of teleprompters and then filmed for your viewing pleasure.
Oh! The system just came back up.
Third prize (crowd Applauding)
What, I can't be depressed
and my little apartment and just kind of hang out by myself and drink and watch TV.
Thank you.
(DOORBELL RINGS)
-And the polar bear... -Anna: How many of these have you had?
I had a wonderful mother who raised me.
I don't even know your...
even though I know it's bad for me.
Anna's mom, you're on with Brad Kessler.
So?
N is for Nurse suxz
-Now. -Thank you.
and she'll most likely never call me again.
Yeah. Right, but check this out, okay?
If I'm not dead, then sure.
Yeah, got that, cheers.
Has a funny little snub nose.
-I thought we'd celebrate tonight. -Hmm.
Oh, your baby is so ugly. It's like a little rat.
and then just like that, it's all gone.
-Well, he's an excel lent match for me. -Well, don't sleep with him.
She's way out of your league
Yeah.
Kids will love that, won't they?
(ALARM BEEPING)
It's all I can afford
Fantastic.
So until then I think I'm just gonna stick with the alcohol
I woke up this morning and realised, not only do I not love you,
telling him stories no one's ever heard before.
Tell Us more please
What about smoking? Can we smoke up there?
I don't know, I just did. I just can.
-Yeah. -Did he kill my dad with that heart attack?
Not because it's turned, but because I want to appear discerning and powerful.
And he makes me feel special. He makes me happy.
Anna: Mark, I woke up this morning, sober, and realised that,
Why would you do that?
murdering people on purpose.
Number ten, even if the man in the sky does bad stuff to you,
No, it's not! It's Mark!