Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-All of it. Whatever's left. -The system is down, sir.

And so Napoleon invaded Russia

-like the ones that use computers. -I know.

and I like the way you see the world.

-Do you mind if I talk to you for a second? -No.

Let's go have some fun.

The more you push me away, the more attracted I am to you.

I get xxx 8 in the morning

Because of the zeroes on the board,

Shelley: He's awesome.

It was a barrel of jam. It was a jam factory on fire.

Mark: Wait, wait, listen.

You guys ready to order or do you need a moment?

See? You're Brian with the Great Smile.

You probably just prefer socks, right?

Ooh, we're the business people.

Yeah. You're gonna meet someone.

or here on this lawn,

Why do you hate Mark so much? He's a really good friend of mine.

You're way out of my league, and I know you only did it as a favour to Greg

More importantly, what are you doing?

-I guess so. -Oh.

There's Mark Bellison, one of Lecture Films' very own screenwriters.

Okay, you're not getting it.

-Mark. You look like trash. -Oh, your opinion.

Greg: I think I'm gonna puke.

At Lecture Films, we just want to take the big-name readers of the day

(FANS CHEERING)

(Guests Murmuring)

is written on these pizza boxes.

You usually smile,

-Your sister? -No.

Is this what you really want?

that took place during the Industrial Revolution,

And Mark would become very wealthy and famous from it.

I just thought that chocolate sauce was diarrhoea.

Say hello to Dad for me.

Since the man in the sky?

and the Black Plague were present.

I always knew that the Black Plague would never work as a movie.

Mark: Number three,

But he doesn't want it because we're not married.

-So he lives in space. -Not that high.

You look like my dead son!

Well, you look really depressed today. That's gonna make this so much harder.

Does he deserve all the money and fame

INTERVIEWER: You call him on the phone, on a telephone?

What do you see when you look at me?

Oh! Thank you for kissing me on the cheek.

Did I ever tell you about the time I saved a baby from a burning building

Don't look at me. I'm not attracted to you.

Hold on, wait, wait. Let's get to know each other first.

so I'm not gonna be able to perform an account closure until it's back up.

-What happens to their mansion? -I don't know. It goes back on the market.

We've been through this.

shoot you without provocation, and then I could lose my weapon.

let alone four of the most popular ones.

I'm a one-armed German space explorer.

-I got plain, and I got... -That's good.

millions of years into our existence?

and your kids would be, too.

Uh, he's a new type of ethnicity.

then he'll find another acceptable mate who would sleep with him.

-What's that? -It's a birthday card for you.

If you could change anything, if you could do anything,

It's all I know.

He doesn't even know it himself yet.

And I will have the fillet, rare, because it's expensive,

(GROANS IN FRUSTRATION)

She will have the small Caesar salad because I don't want her to get fat.

-Well, he is more than just that. -There's nothing more than that.

Are there shopping malls?

(Footsteps Approaching)

And do you know what's gonna happen?

to do the same for all of these people.

and maybe one day have children that aren't...

You know, I'm miserable. I don't think anyone would care.

but everyone tells the absolute truth.

because there's something about you that I don't understand,

Also, equally depressed and pessimistic about our date tonight.

-I invented the bicycle. -I love your work.

And you know that I'm successful

Do you wanna hang out or something?

-I don't want to go to jail. -He doesn't want to go to jail.

It's a coupon for birthday sex. So it's sex with you 'cause it's my birthday?

Oh, I'm sorry. That must be my mom calling to check on our date.

Doesn't matter. Either way, you're a dumpy little queer.

What constitutes a bad thing?