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Shelley: Just...
And you know I'm happy because I'm smiling.
-Oh, that... -I'm so sorry.
Have you been to the gym?
No?
She thinks her kids deserve the best possible start in life.
Yeah?
Are you ready?
there's an even better chance that, in the long run, we'll win it back.
Yeah, well, how come we're just finding out about these things now,
We're sort of what you'd call u n lucky.
Why did you say there was?
(Laughing)
Think how amazing it would be if you didn't smell of vomit.
Can you forgive me? Did you eat something? Is it food poisoning?
(Exclaims Questioningly)
No. More powerful. I think you have to see it for yourself.
No, she hasn't blown it by boring me.
which I spend on things I like, such as clothes and hiking and drinking,
Can you tell me how much is in your account?
You'll hold someone's hand after their mum...
I'll see you tonight.
Sir, I'm gonna ask you to exit the vehicle one more time.
I know what I want.
Everything you need to know
Just please tell me.
Shall we?
The 1300s, they're so boring.
You're smart.
The Black Plague.
Come on!
-Hi. -Hi.
Tell him I love him.
But what I mean is, look beyond just their appearance and look at them.
Your voice is shrill. Good bye.
Do not get in with a shark. It will just... I was just...
Greg: Ow!
I shouldn't kill myself?
Shall I ask you some questions about yourself?
I'm Anna. Come on in.
Okay.
Oh, good.
what's the first thing you'd do?
-Did you know I was getting married? -Yeah, I heard.
-Right. -Hi!
Motel.
(BOTH Laughing)
Yes.
The Earth was saved.
So I have to withdraw whatever I've got in my account to move my things out.
(Inaudible)
And I'm not happy.
you know, so you can't really beat that.
No other writer's ever had that many centuries,
Man lives in the sky, you can't see him. He controls everything. Cool?
Sorry. It's my mom.
What do you see when you see those guys?
I'll take one.
Mark Bellison. Table for two.
It's not broken.
The main ones are things like hurting people physically, on purpose, okay?
I know you're not up there in a mansion.
-B ills, large. -All right, here you go.
(STUTTERING) Okay.
Because on this occasion I landed in something soft.
My mum was dying, she was scared, she was shaking all over,
You want to marry a strong genetic match
Things are gonna be okay.
Look, I'm not coming in to work today.
You read my e-mail?
I was up last night researching on the Internet,
I'll care.
Wow! I thought...
(Crowd Exclaiming APPROVINGLY)
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You used to dance.
Mark: Thank you.
Uh-u h!
Thanks.