Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I know you didn't have to do... You're very pretty! Good night!

Can we... Please. Number six,

Hello, Brad. One moment.

That's so weird I never knew your real name. Doug is good. It suits you.

(STATIC CRACKLING)

I said, Fat faggot.

scares both my mother and me equally.

-Rule. -Such a shame to waste it.

Well, I'm relieved you're not a couple of black guys.

with his friend who was a polar bear who lived there.

-Good luck. -Thank you.

Yeah, classic. So, I land.

Then why are you marrying him?

(Mouthing) Man-bitch.

-Hey, Mark. How's it going? -Hi, Frank. Not too well.

Tell me something about you, though.

-No, I'll wait. -Yeah?

You're gonna be happy.

Is there anything else I can do for you today, sir?

What's the next thing you'd do?

We could be homeless.

JIM: Stay tuned, we got weather in five.

It does not look very good. She suffered a major heart attack.

-S peak to him. Don't blow this. -(WHISPERING) Mom!

I apologise, sir.

You know, you are a near perfect match for me,

Why don't you just ask the man in the sky what he wants for Anna?

If I do just one bad thing, do I go to the bad place?

Well, that was one of the worst experiences of my life.

I never really knew him.

35 black. No one wins.

Mark: You can't tell that from just looking at the guy.

-I knew it. -But...

Awful crimes, rape, murder, things like that.

It tastes so good, Mommy.

Yeah. Of course. Everyone gets a mansion.

it tastes good, and I'm important.

What do you mean, she's gonna die tonight?

You're chubby and you have a snub nose.

Let's have a drink. You look like you'd like a...

Things aren't much better for me here. But could be worse.

Think that went well.

Will everyone who has ever died be there?

I don't do well with other people's life-changing stories.

-You should be ashamed of yourself! -Officer.

-I know. -Some of the games are fixed,

Unfortunately, sir, the system is down right now,

I'm not happy because

Yeah. That's about it.

but you said you wanted to withdraw 800?

screenplay by Brad Kessler and starring Nathan Goldfrappe,

Probably what attracted the bear in the first place.

I only have a certain amount of time that I can find my ideal genetic partner,

He's saying, Why are you speaking to that idiot?

And it was as easy as... How do I explain this?

and not really looking forward to tonight in general,

and the nude Amazonian alien women, all in one sweeping motion.

It's all right, though. Seems nice. Kind of funny.

so there's nothing new I can tell you about that.

-I always wanted a black friend. -Me, too.

-Hi. -I'm here for the rent.

It's not an eternity of nothingness.

It's a never-before-heard event from history.

It's the adrenaline.

-Good. That's settled, then. -All right. Have a nice day.

That's why I'll always be alone.

And you are fun to be with.

-No, no, I can make it work. -Mark.

-Please take this. -Have a nice life.

Can I... Do you mind if I...

I want you to start immediately 'cause I think this could be

you can't afford my bribe.

This is incredible.

Congratulations! I gotta go.

Burglary. Houses, mainly.

Shelley: No, thank you!

Good. Number two,

I say fuck the man that lives in the sky!

Who says that a strong jawline or a fast metabolism or a muscular physique...

Not now. Let's...

and to protect your offspring for as long as you can?

And I unearthed it, and it was an ancient chest.

But I've been blessed with some luck as well in my life.

-I know. -And even if you happen to win,

A little frustrated at the moment.

There's no such thing as deceit or flattery or fiction.

Oh! Hi, Mark. Didn't you get my e-mail?

-You're going to jail. Step out of the vehicle. -I don't want to.

while I did enjoy your company,

This is a typical town in that world.

Let's hang out. I'll see you tonight.

-There You Go. -Thank You.

Oh, agreed. That, too.

But I don't hold out much hope for the future.

Don't put that on the ice cream, then! What is the matter with you people?

(Crowd Clamouring)

Yeah. And everyone you've ever loved and who's ever loved you will be there.

Don't you wish you could change things?