Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Arrest you there, embarrass you in front of your neighbours.

He's very sweet and kind to me.

-You'll drive? -Mark: Yeah. Good idea. Thank you.

I mean, don't those people have jobs?

Thank you! Oh, thank you!

Maybe I'm in your league and that we could be together, romantically.

What are you ordering?

but today I was handed the reins to the 18th, 19th, and 20th centuries.

It's about... Can I just read it, please?

You go to your favourite place in the whole world.

to buy it again sometime soon.

on the upcoming Lecture Films feature, The Invention of the Fork: Right this way.

That's too much, I think. Why so high?

I feel awkward now about being early.

-I did a bad thing. -It's okay.

Is that 'cause you just got fired?

Who says those traits will make your kids better than mine, or happier?

You are definitely the most interesting person I know.

But, listen, do not, whatever...

Just give it up.

No, not very attractive. No, doesn't make much money.

I said something that wasn't. I...

But I can have the one thing that he can't.

-Yes. -No, no, no, no, no, no.

Get very excited,

He also decides who lives and who dies.

(Monitor Beeping)

If I could do anything?

And then when I woke up, I saw like a thing sticking out of the sand.

(Clears Throat) Can I get you two started on some drinks?

-After you. -Thanks.

When does it take place?

-You've never had a lucky day in your life. -Just watch.

F RAN K: Cool, okay.

who have come to the conclusion that this wedding will be mutually beneficial,

But I don't care. I'm trying to h it bottom.

doesn't make him good enough to be your friend.

Of course. Come with me.

was, for the most part, unchanged by man until the late 1800s.

Okay, you're annoying me now.

Lost my job today, Mum.

You're right here in the ground.

And the last two scripts you turned in were depressing.

-Yeah, definitely. -Very happy.

I look forward to never seeing you.

because the noise from my alarm clock interrupts my sleep.

Why? Why does it have to be?

-Compliments from the chef. -Thank you.

but that doesn't change the fact that he's still a loser

You should say your final good byes today.

(ALL Exclaiming)

Mark's never had more than one century.

We've got a major winner here. Would you open up the vault?

It's basically just brown sugar water.

We have to stop that evil bastard before he kills us all!

I'm thinking you've started masturbating, 'cause it's like it's too quiet.

-Oh, please, can we just move on? -MAN: No!

What can I do for you today, sir?

I don't like that idea. Not a fan of that at all.

That's the loser that thought the Black Plague

It began like any other day. The sunrose, babies began to cry.

So you'd like what? What am I gonna get you now?

and she will probably suffer a fatal heart attack sometime tonight.

-Eh? -Well, what would you do?

Why is there all this concrete?

Well, why have you invited him here?

no one listens to what they really want.

-$10 for a beer. That is... -Don't you understand?

(ELEVATOR DINGS)

-That must be hard. -Yeah.

-$800. -Pardon me?

Okay. But everyone knows you are.

-I'm black. -I knew it.

Keep the noise down.

and try to finish masturbating without you hearing.

Are we married yet?

I'm just asking for one teensy, weensy little date.

-Does he cause natural disasters? -Yes.

Just a second while I access your account. You said you were withdrawing 800, correct?

about what happens after you die.

BOB: Maybe they're all fat losers like him.

(Crowd APPLAUDING)

I guess congratulations on selling your script today.

Well, when you fired me, I was seriously depressed.

He's the guy that saved my life on that fishing trip when the boat capsized?

I'll pick you up tomorrow, about 8:00?

Lecture Films would go on to make the picture, and it'd be a huge success.

I'll have a mango margarita,

My dad was an alcoholic.

Yeah. Good. Good observational skills.