Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm Mark. How are you?

We've been through so much together.

Because she's happy with me.

and no expense would be spared.

in my situation.

(STUTTERING) It is, it is.

Will they have their own mansions?

I'm gonna say that, judging by the look of this car,

What if I wanted him to be more than just my friend?

But you'll always be a loser.

Yeah, that guy's evil!

You probably sat on the remote and changed the channel again.

Coke's very high in sugar, and like any high-calorie soda,

-Because I have plans later. -There's a few...

-But, I mean, you know... -It's too bad.

-The rent's 800. -I know. I haven't got that.

If I gave you my number, would you call me?

There's a very good chance you'll lose all this money here tonight.

I would touch girls' boobs.

It's the way of the world, Mark.

Who says your kids will be better than mine?

and I'll probably have three more drinks by the end of the night.

-Uh, no, I kind of gave up on that. -Why?

Today I was handed a very impressive promotion.

And you see the world in a way that nobody else sees the world,

I shouldn't be d riving.

-Yes. -Did he capsize the boat?

Anything at all?

You get three chances.

It's hard to describe.

-But everyone knows that you are. -Hasn't happened yet.

But later on in the story, his luck's gonna change

MALE REPORTER: In London, England, they wait.

He lives higher than the clouds, too high to see him.

Yeah, you have, look.

(Crowd Laughing)

You've got two options. Option one, I send the police to your house, right?

Hold the elevator.

Let's go to the editing bay, where we can watch them put the final touches

-That feels better. -Good.

-He's not happy. -Well, how do you know?

-Your name is Doug? -Hi, Doug.

Yes, I do. I could walk out that door now.

Changed the can around a little bit, though.

You're an awful writer, assigned to an awful century.

You're wrong about what happens after you die.

and brought the robot dinosaur to its knees, saving Mars, Earth

Each day is worse than the last.

What's this place called?

I brought pizza.

Why are you here?

(INHALES DEEPLY)

Because it would make me happy.

I was thinking.

Is there only one place you go when you die?

Did you buy new clothes?

And all of the survivors of the Great Ninja War

I'm sure it's the drink you've been drinking for years

Oh, and I think I'm getting fired today. How about you?

I've got to keep my mouth shut from now on. Why did I...

It will be the best screen play ever written by anyone.

What about if you forget to feed your dog?

Think of the children! Think of the little babies.

when you die, all the people you love will be there.

Losers are losers. That's all they'll ever be.

The one about not being good enough for you?

Man in the sky forbid.

But all of that was interrupted when a giant, flying spaceship

Morning, Shelley.

Talk to you later.

I feel like when I set the price up higher, it takes it out of the realm of petty crime

MALE NARRATOR: Coming soon from Lecture Films,

Unfortunately, none of that changes the fact

You can see the colours are different there,

You look awful.

I'm Bob: I work for Coke. And I'm asking you to not stop buying Coke.

I'll let you work.

and I'll probably never hear from you again, but...

I'm gonna think about this later.

Or just even better paper.

because Mark's in love with you and I enjoy watching him fail.

(MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING)

And I'm just waiting for that mansion, you know?

She still doesn't fully understand how I said or did all those things.

CROUPIER: Congratulations, sir.

I know I'm in my 40s,

-What about being late for work? -Mark: No, that's...

We both know that one day you're going to lose your looks.

-What, you told other people you hated me? -Yeah.

But I'm saying, it doesn't have to be, just by...