Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, not really.

NURSE: Mrs Johnson, you have got to take your medicine.

-Mark suits you even better. -Marko.

'cause I've got a big house and loads of money?

-You've always... -Hated you.

And everyone gets a mansion.

The wedding was held on a brisk summer's day on Mars.

World's not gonna end. We don't have to...

Also, my boss said he's probably gonna fire me this week.

Most likely, though, this will be our last date, so just know that.

In fact, this building is where Lecture Films' talented writers

Fatty, fat faggot.

Or option two, you just come in and wait for the police here.

I thought that was like a really good idea, you know?

Okay. Next time...

That is a coupon for birthday sex.

Today, people are saying he has new information

-What if they're trying to hurt you? -Well, then it's fine.

What if I want them to live in my mansion?

You make me happier than anyone I've ever known.

I couldn't stand the look on my mum's face when she was dying.

(Organ Playing)

Brad, do you agree to stay with Anna for as long as you want to

The house always wins in the long run.

JIM: And what about the hundreds of people camping out on his lawn?

Why throw a weight problem on top of it with delicious, fatty chicken?

I understand why you want me to have the small Caesar salad, but I am very hungry.

They said I'm probably gonna die tonight.

And yet, moments ago, it was unfathomable, not only to myself but to mankind as a whole.

Oh! I'll have the Caesar salad with chicken because I think I'm fat,

with everyone at their televisions and radios,

Crippled by disease and hunger,

She's at the top of our death pool.

I did all this, but...

I'll let her know. That is good news.

Some days I stay in bed, eating and crying.

Does being rich and famous change your genetic material?

Mark is one of Lecture Films' least successful screenwriters.

I don't know what's wrong with him today, but these just look awful.

-Yeah, I haven't got it. -How much do you have?

-To you. Not to me. -Yes.

Mark, try to enjoy your loser life.

Of course there isn't. I invented it.

I didn't. It was his idea.

Oh, wait, Mom, don't change it. That's my very good friend.

so she can spend the rest of her life in luxury.

Well, would you please tell us what he's saying?

He's fat, he's stupid-looking. What else do you need to know?

Well, I found out I can pretty much have my life the way I want it.

I'll be in the office, don't...

-Haven't seen you much lately. -Yeah, I know.

-Cheers. -Cheers.

That's why you're here.

the best screen play ever written.

Yeah. Everyone's read it.

Okay. Number nine,

Mark: I miss you, Mum.

That's what I said. But hold on, though. What about the coupon?

I do this sometimes. I get a little...

-Officer. Listen, no, no, no! -Sir, please get back in the car!

Sorry for the inconvenience.

You're confusing me.

-We are all going to die! -This isn't right.

They were about the Black Plague.

And if you were attractive, like Brad.

And you want me to take this over to Lecture Films?

Just tell me what you told your mom.

he makes up for it by giving you an eternity of good stuff after you die.

-Is he saying something? -He is, yeah.

You're gonna wanna blow, not suck there.

Well, how am I gonna do that?

Listen carefully.

every bet is slightly favoured towards the house.

it's fajita night downstairs in the cafeteria,

The moment the bride and g room kissed,

Mark: Sorry, people. I've got a lot to get through here. Can we just...

She's my best friend.

Will you tell us more, please?

Testing over the credits. The credits that no one cares about.

Two nerdy losers in hats?

I thought that like... That suffocation idea,

and there was a bear, and...