Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Short Fat Brian.

-She's all right... -Great. That's...

There's got to be something better on TV than this.

You eat that. You liked it so much. Why don't you eat some more?

I've come home early. I'm having a bit of me time.

-Oh. What did you want to know? -Just...

and mocked by Brad and Shelley, two huge douche bags.

Which is what you just said.

and how incompetent you are at yours.

I need to finish getting ready.

waiting for Mark Bellison to come forth and tell the people what he knows.

I'm just too far out of your league: Anna.

I'm worried the restaurant I've picked isn't expensive enough for you.

This bear is coming toward, big, lumbering, eating machine

One minute, you're alive,

Let him know what a wonderful person you are just by...

I don't know where to start.

Mark: He's carrying a briefcase. He's in a hurry.

what would you do?

Haven't changed the ingredients much lately,

-This is not as nice as I remember it. -What are we gonna talk about?

-But don't go out with him. -Why not?

What do you get the man who has everything?

The world has come to a standstill,

(ALL Exclaiming)

(Crowd Clamouring)

Being around you makes me happy.

Probably gonna be homeless. Mark Bellison.

-What is your name? -Richard Bellison.

I don't think I should. Anything can happen.

Well, call me tomorrow if you still like me when you're sober.

Ricky Gervais: Testing. Testing.

(CHEERFUL POP MUSIC PLAYING)

That's a fantastic wig.

(Crowd Exclaiming IN DISAPPOINTMENT)

Mark: Well, then, if you forget, I mean, it's bad for the dog.

You're the sweetest man I've ever met.

What ethnicity is he?

Then you're evicted. You got one day to get your stuff out of here.

Her vitals are dropping.

... take the message, just in case I don't get fired.

It's a bit sweet.

If I could be a stripper, I would, but I'm not attractive enough. Drinks?

Why am I wearing clothes? How do you people live like this?

Yes, I'm with him right now.

that's Mark Bellison, by the way,

If she were happy with you, what is she doing standing up here with me?

While doing that, I might realise I'm still horny

and we've added a polar bear, so the kids like us.

We're not gonna throw it away.

of Lecture Films' upcoming summer blockbuster,

I've known him for a long time, and he never told me that.

No, you won't. Not to me.

But I'm gonna get her out of there tomorrow.

You are, Mum. Definitely.

Few more hours like this and then

And I was upset with overweight homosexual.

No! We have to have sex. The world is going to end!

Well, don't... I'm not happy for that. What...

and sometimes that can come across as a bit harsh.

No, I just got nervous about firing you. I just don't do well with confrontation.

All of Babylon and Mars were invited to join the celebrations.

-You want it? -Thank you.

You must be Martha's son.

All day and all night, whatever flavours you can think of.

Mark, I've already told you, we don't do Black Plague movies here!

Listen, the reason I'm calling is I want to ask you out on another date.

I'm gonna need you to breathe into this for me.

But I won't really know how I feel about you till I'm a little less drunk.

We are here today, sitting in this building,

I'm gonna call the police, you're gonna be arrested.

(Laughing) Good to meet you.

Can we... Number five,

We come from a long line of losers. It's not your fault.

If he can't, he said that he'll definitely do it tomorrow.

Well, because, if you look...

They feasted and danced and laughed, and it was a joyous occasion.

It's okay. Forget about them.

the man in the sky who controls everything

(Crowd APPLAUDING)

Hey, maybe... Maybe if I just sleep on it.

-Cheers. -Cheers.

Whatever the best mansion is you'd like, that's the one you're gonna get.

How's it going with you?

Your opinion. Bye, Shelley.

Anna and I are very happy together, by the way.

I thought I was your meme friend

-Is cursing bad? -No.

-Sorry. -Forget about it now. Sorry, I didn't know.

If you had an okay time, then please say yes.