Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

David Sedaris is coming to Barnes and Noble

What nickname did Jennifer Lopez steal from Jon Lovitz?

No, just give it a tug.

nice dresses, sweaters, a pair of high heels?

which are all around us.

I'll never make it!

Put the fork down! Put it down!

That's an extra step you chose to take.

all the way to the wedding, are you?

"Fix yourself a drink."

some people think our brand of humor is embarrassing.

Joe, there's no such thing as monsters.

You're attached to everything related to that kid.

gave me quite a start.

And if they find out, then they'll just know

never saw the famous gangster Phillinger

Oh, this won't take long. Let's go.

Your mother won't even let me get rid of this sticky, old tarp.

Looking good yourself, Pops.

with your striking regularness,

Uh, I just needed a place to practice

But I thought maybe if I got a job first,

I mean, how many months along are you?

It's like we're just supposed to rearrange our lives?

Oh. So that's how you feel?

- I am! I am! - Oh, yeah, I know.

- N-No. - Well, maybe I am crazy,

- Whoa! Whoa! - Oh!

- She's pregnant! - What?!

What are you doing?

I wouldn't look like such a pathetic me-e-e-e-ss!

Oh, God, you know what? She is getting a little bit messy.