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Do the thing that makes you happy.
Shit! Fuck.
Life is about feeding your soul!
Drink so much we forget the last 48 hours or maybe more?
Maybe they're better off without me.
I guess when the abs get harder, the riddles get dumber.
This right here is exactly why you're a terrible supervillain.
Well, hey! I'm just, I'm ready to keep the party going!
I don't know, and I don't need to know.
-So, come on! -[gasps]
[Batman] Jim, get in.
[growling]
[Parademons screech]
Just me, Beth, the kids, and my new pal Harley Quinn.
Same reason I can't go to the airport:
-[screeches] -And it's all you.
Gordo? [manic laughter]
[both growling]
Yeah, but it's been seven long years. I left 'em when they needed me most.
That's disappointing because I really, really, really, don't wanna have to do this.
Can't you see I'm trying to elegantly end this conversation
It's like I see the book, but... [grunts]
How did you escape Psycho's fortified jail?
Why would they even make this?
You know, I should thank you, Harley.
-[growls] -[Harley grunts]
And with this bad boy, plus my new hobby of guided meditation,
Keep on going!
Well, that's it, Kev. I'm gonna go spend the holidays with my kids.
Is there a vending machine around here? [gasps]
And a third crew to... Jesus!
Oh, my, you think I look like the Joker?
Okay look, I'm in a very zen place, and we have very different goals.