Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Uh, not gonna happen.
and now I'm an upscale bartender.
Whoa, to be clear, I'm not trying to hit on you.
Jiminy, you look familiar. Do I know you?
-how did ya get so buff? -Hmm?
This! Night! Sucks!
Gotta be the new Dave Barry book I ordered.
-but what if my kids don't want to see me? -Don't say that, Carl.
When's Japhy Weideman going to get his day in the fucking sun!
You're standing.
Yeah! Queen of Fables. How did you know that?
Dating, hooking up, "baring ass."
A dream. Never happened. Pure fiction. Not canon. Ignore it.
-[electrical buzzing] -[screams]
-Swole! -[all exclaiming]
Uh, yeah. I'm not spending my big night out here,
[yells]
Mmm, sweet as pie.
You go, girl! Having a good vent in a literal vent. Come on!
I never liked that one.
[theme music playing]
A landlord always knows two things:
You never let me shine!
Yeah, normally, I'd go beat the shit out of 'em,
[DC theme music playing]