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What is that?!
Oh, see, now you made me lose control of my emotions.
Eric!
If at any point today, you're being a president,
stop distracted driving?
Rip shelly
it's not about problem solving, Eric.
if you promise to keep it private.
But you said she was mentally abusive.
Because she said she was gonna kill herself.
♪ You might do something dumb and cause an accident ♪
2 x 3 x 3 x 3 x 3 x 3 x 5 x 5 = 12150
And the President's tweets have certainly caught
Like you ever gave a shit about Gary Borkovec!
Hey, guys. Take a minute to read about distracted driving?
Another tweet from the president!
Jesus!
[ Laughs ]
♪ Conflicting thoughts, I need a battered wives' shelter ♪
and what are you guys gonna have?
We going to Chuck E. Cheese’s Oh yeah Kate let’s go to Chuck E. Cheese’s
[ Laughter ]
What? What do you mean what's going on?!
to not be on your phone.
and they all think we're war-hungry anyway!
I don't know, but I-I gotta do something about this.
♪ That if we're leader of the USA ♪
[ Somber piano music plays ]
Oh, geez.
Cartman: Hey, guys, let's a take a minute
[ Cellphone chimes ]
♪ But Eric, we don't want you die ♪
Look guys, Tweek doesn't want help, okay?
7 x 17 x 89 = 10591
It's supposed to help with anxiety. See?
♪ But, Eric, we don't want you to die ♪
No, this is about me killing myself.