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‐ I called shotgun in bed when I woke up!
‐ It was my idea to fake it! I'm going first!
‐ [screams shrilly]
I think I put a heart on that post, mm‐hmm.
‐ I'm not drinking your pee.
‐ I called back‐right seat when I said,
As old as Cwain and Abel.
‐ Well, you two have completed the program in record time.
‐ What did we do to deserve this?
by the end of the day.
‐ Neglected her so much.
‐ I didn't like it at first, but it grew on me.
[both panting, gasp]
‐ Your mother gets shotgun!
Who's gonna watch my son?
Is that the last Babybel sharp original cheese?
‐ ♪ I'm a savage, yeah
[both scream]
‐ Aw! [both grunt]
Shut up. I'm hungry too.
[moose exhales sharply]
‐ [gasps]
Mom and Dad expect too much.
'cause he smoked your cigarettes, we're gonna fix ya!
Ew! ‐ Yeah! It's against nature.
hit the spot.
for dumbass Douglas.
[both chuckle]
‐ It says here that three former therapy campers
[both scream]
Okay, I know I'm only Pagan when I need something,
‐ Yeah, I've been cutting a little bit every night
have gone on to be state representatives.
Let's go!
[both grunt]