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Cut your gizzards off. That's what I should do.
'Cause he will be in a world of pain.
The blood. It's going to my...
We'll find them.
Yeah, it's just Mike Mundi trying to pull a prank on you.
Oh.
- Mm-hmm. - You'll see.
Hubie!
Help me!
The G.
But there was a commotion, and I did not ignore it. And...
- So, you're not going to the party? - Yeah, I'm going.
And lock this door! No matter what, don't answer it!
Now! Pumpkin.
Okay. Let's Lady and the Tramp that shit.
That's what makes you so wonderful. And that's why I have to do it.
And you're in my world now.
He's courteous, he's cheerful, he's considerate.
Who's a good roommate? Yes. Yes.
Oh, that's adorable.
No, I don't want some s...
- You moved here? - I'm Walter Lambert.
Hubie!
Have a happy Halloween tomorrow, Hubie.
Not tonight!
Nobody gives a crap!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
You know it. Ooh! Ooh!
That is you in a nutshell, Hubie.
But this year, you're gonna have to find that bravery that's deep within you.
Well, they all seem nice till they kill you.
Okay.
So, you've had eyes on them for 45 minutes?
- You happen to have any A1 Sauce? - Yeah.
He said it was an honor to be arrested by a Muppet.
I don't wanna do this.
Danielle! Cooky!
- Not hot chocolate? - Oh, I don't drink hot chocolate anymore.
Hubie Dubois!
And why would God do this to such good people?
Know what? I don't want the roast beef.
We ain't canceling a damn thing, Sergeant.
- Okay. Yeah. - Lambardi's Pizza's doin' a sale tomorrow.
Over and out...
The scariest night of the year has arrived, kiddies.
Oh, and Hubie.
Yes, he's Hubie.
- Stormhawk, abort! - I thought you were out of my league.
But to me,
{\an8}Help me!
The name's Hal I.
Well, if I had a real man, then I wouldn't have to do it myself now, would I?
I'm a dentist. I help people!
Help!
Always, Hubie.
You're okay.
We had someone escape from the psych ward up here.
Hi, I like... I wanna make a request, please?
She always dedicates a song to a special someone.
And since I struck out with you, I'm gonna take it out on him.
Mmm…
who's reading at a second-grade level even though he's 11.
First, Mike Mundi. Now, Mr. Landolfa.
All right. It's here if you want it.
{\an8}Bye! We love you. We'll see you later!
then tell him there's a kid stuck in the corn maze.
It was fun. Hope we do it again next year. Give a hoot, don't pollute.
Well, I'm taking my sisters trick-or-treating.
Hi, David. Hi, Tracy.
Of course, Hubie.
Hubie, nice little sash you got on there. What is that, monitor?
I was diagnosed with dyslexia in the eighth grade.
Wow, uh…
Think you've been watching too many scary movies, Noah Beleno.
617-555-0968.
Code word is pumpkin.
Guys, let's get him!
She saw some bad things happening, but she spoke out.
if you hadn't bought that cheap Ikea stuff and put it together with a butter knife!
Father Dave. My childhood friend, Richie Hartman.
Mmm.
That's my cue. Call me if you get lonely, Violet.
{\an8}Help me!
You know who should feel bad right now? Our wonderful mayor.
- Hubie. - Murder!
- Wasn't she, like, 70? - I liked the way she smelled.
Hubie, do be… careful.
Valentine family, where are you?
- A couple days back… - Oh, man.
And I wanna press your face against that radiator!
From beyond the grave
- But he did love to laugh. - Okay.
- Something different. - Jeez, man.
Well, all you witches and warlocks, the daylight is fading,
and I just haven't been myself these past few days.
And I'm not gonna let no high school peckerhead jeopardize that.
Make sure every citizen in this town is safe and protected.
Violet Valentine. What a, uh, pleasant surprise.
God, I love the way you phrase things.
Oh, my God. This is a travesty.
Oh, no. That was the Epsteins.
Hubie. Yeah.
I wa...
No, it's a good thing. I mean, not for him so much,
Hartman?
Hubie!
Hey!
Only one day a year you get to show your ex what he's missin'.
{\an8}- What could the G stand for? - Go home?
The leftover candy, I would donate to the homeless shelter.
I am not a ghost, but I play one on TV.