Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hubie Dubois is probably the nicest guy in this town.

- Salem PD. - Yes. Your officer, this is Hubie Dubo...

Roger that. Bogey on my twelve.

The old lady said they'd be in the backyard.

What? What'd you say?

Well, I am nice.

So, now's the time for us big boys and girls

Ooh! Get that candy, kids.

It's nine o'clock in Salem, which means all you trick-or-treaters

What'd she say?

- Can I lick the spoon, or… - Deal!

The cops are here! You're goin' to jail, you crazy old bat!

You know how much credit card debt I'm in right now?

- And me. - And definitely me.

And what's the code word again? Over.

Hubie, you need to turn down your radio.

I hope you're ready for tomorrow night and all the spooky things that frighten.

Boobie! What are you doing?

- Hi. - How are ya?

- Thanks, Dad. - Yeah, of course.

- Even April Fool's Day? - Shut it.

Toilet? Is it a big toilet?

- Cooky. - Well, you're a smart cookie.

It almost made me forget that I buried my father today.

We're having a conversation.

I don't know. I thought I saw you hold open your bag to get some candy.

- You don't have to say over. - Okay.

I saw the man destroy his home earlier today.

I don't know. It was a noise!

When I was your age, I made some huge boners.

And your butt just made some room.

Yeah, go that way…

and it's pretty obvious. What are you guys doing for Halloween?

to make sure that Halloween is safe and fun for everyone in this town.

But then I cried in my squad car for about half an hour.

I only remember that name because there is something off about his tombstone.

Well, that's a glass window. The package could see ya.

I feel bad for him.

Yeah. Middle-aged, growls a lot, glue-on hairy hands?

We're out of food, I guess. Yeah?

Thank you. Pumpkin.

"Smoke 'em if you got..." What the hell is he talking about?

And just hope that whoever you cuddling isn't a madman.

Thrice. I was born around the same time you had your first heart bypass.

Yeah. Just thought you might wanna know

Same corn over and over.

Lambert and Hartman have been in custody during the whole Landolfa disappearance.

- Yes, we did. - You were the first kid to get earrings.

The killer's in the house! The killer's in the house!

Just me and a friend of mine, Richie Hartman. When I was a kid,

I got a great idea.

Well, imagine that they're your fingers.

I heard you can't hold it in.

- Oh, my God. - Miss Valentine, this is for you.

Let them know you're staying at a friend's. That's for you.

Excuse me, sir?

Sure did, Erin.

- I got four people missing here. - Officer Steve, listen to me.

Mr. Lambert? Mr. Lambert?

Hi, Hubie. What school do you go to?

God rest his soul.

Everybody knows who he is.

OK. Well, I'm going to need to see some ID, freshman

So, you probably couldn't find her up there.

- Father Dave. - Have you been planning this all along?

Where does he live?

No! No, no, no, no!

And my son did her one better. He just saved four ungrateful jackasses.

Called home. None of 'em picked up.

He flew like 25 feet!

to so many callers.

- Thanks for calling. - Sit on it, pal.

was safe and sound on Halloween.

and every time I walk into a room, I feel silly.

- Chardonnay, eh? - You know what they say about Chardonnay?

No, I definitely don't.

- That's on me. - No.

Thanks for the free breakfast.