Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hubie. It's funny seeing you here.

Oh, now, you're eating it!

So, we're going to take a word from our scary sponsors.

But remember, you cannot contact us, no matter how dire the emergency.

Okay. You want some soup?

- Oh, well, that's nice. - Yeah.

Oh, why? Do you want some soup?

I'm a little short-handed tonight,

Say hello to Hubie.

I'm looking forward to hearing your real voice.

Eh, my whole life.

What the hell are you doing?

Hello, Webster Elementary School.

I like it. What are you? A Muppet, right?

Did you lose your thermos or some shit?

You've been a very good neighbor to me.

What took you so long?

Yeah, I got him right here. Him and your boy, Richie Hartman.

I don't have an Internet, so I'm not up on my latest abbreviations.

Hold that thought! I gotta split!

…Hubie. With an H.

Hello, Hubes. What did you do wrong?

I acted like I didn't hear him.

It just breaks my heart.

Could not have happened to a nicer woman.

I know that howl.

Hubie just saved your lives, and you treat him like this.

Messing with Shoobie Dubois. A Salem tradition.

and frequent caller, Hubie Dubois. And have a safe and fun time.

Lock your doors! Make sure you don't open them!

- No, I'm not surprised. - Nope.

Even to those who are being cruel to you.

You're a dummy!

Shouldn't you and your cohort be, uh, in school right now?

- Straight to pumpkin? - Yeah.

just threw up in the jail exhibit.

Didn't I see you on Union Street a couple of hours ago trick-or-treating?

Maybe a glass of Chardonnay?

Okay, well, how did the package even know that I was in here?

Happens every year!

Just some fun pissing stuff, you know.

W… T… C… H.

Let's take a look.

I wish it was you that was knifed up instead of peanut.

Oh, we're expecting over 70,000 people to visit Salem this evening.

Actually, I had a good time with you guys after all.

And watch out. It's always the quiet ones who get the most naughty.

Why should someone like Hubie have such a thick, luxuriant head of hair,

Here again to talk about Halloween safety

But do you have any silver bullets?

Please... please don't cry.

Yes. Nice to meet you, ma'am.

I gotta say, it's pretty impressive how long he's been a loser.

I am a member of the AUU. This is what I was trained to do.

So, it couldn't have been them.

You're that freshman, right?

So, I'm gonna let you two guys take off without me.

I would keep for myself.

I hope you've made all the necessary preparations.

And I was gonna take poor Peanut

- Why? - Stormhawk, repeat, abort!

What the hell, Mike? Why would you do that?

{\an8}So, um…

It's gonna be a full moon, so the monsters will be out.

Have fun with that.

And my mom's at work, so I kind of run the house when she's gone.

We were talking shop. You know, code 10-4, 10-5. That kinda thing.

- To Heaven? - No. Probably going to Hell, Hubie.

Very good. What's your name?

I'm sorry. I don't know why I said Pubie. It just came out.

I'm talking to you, Violet Valentine.

- Okay? - Copy.

Why did we bring them again?

I heard a voice in the sewer.

- Man. - Freeze, Mrs. Dubois!

Nothing. What are you doing?

- Tommy! Tommy! - Oh, my God!

Be careful today.

Scooby Dubois on the case!

Back to you, Erin.

but it's given me time to be introspective.

Yo, dawg! That's my bullet!

How is sucking on fake fingers supposed to turn me on?

No. It's Tommy, Violet Valentine's son.