Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Announce yourself!

You gotta be... Whoa.

Here's what I'm thinkin'. Name Richie Hartman ring a bell?

But what if I can't get her to confess? Over.

Attention, first through sixth graders.

Hey, whoa! I'm sorry. Come on, I couldn't resist.

Because I'm not gonna tell her that you're out here playing Romeo

I guess my radio voice throws people off sometimes.

Not yet... But stay close.

{\an8}Ghost. Scary. But also the key to Halloween safety.

Right. I know it is. I was just saying, you know…

Put me in, coach. I'm ready to play.

I'm feeling emotional.

I am chaperoning my daughter's field trip.

What brings you all the way here this evenin'?

This is your dad's funeral? I'm so sorry. I didn't...

Oh, 'cause of the dumb thing.

Dude, I would never even consider your sister in that way.

So, we are cancelin' the fireworks

Your kids must have helped you with all of this.

But I guess that's why you're a hero.

Don't do this to me. Hubie, I'll be your friend forever!

I Hate Sausage Party (2016) and Escape from Planet Earth (2013) and A Serbian Film (2010) and Cuties (2020)

What a nice young lady. I remember you just had a foster son.

She's over there. Danielle! Danielle!

let me tell you what it entails, okay?

- I just think that you're not... - Smell my feet.

I just wanna say happy Halloween to everybody in Salem.

So lit to have freshman girls here. New crop of hotties to hit on.

If you don't fight back, the bullies never stop.

but the spooky preparations are in full swing around here.

'Cause I just moved in right there this morning.

WTCH has just learned

- Mr. Lambert. - Walter.

Am I your special someone, Mom?

Well, since we've been divorced four years,

You need a hand?

- What? - I'm just kidding.

Why aren't you watching my mother?

Oh, I'm Chantal.

I don't know if I like you much better now.

instead of watching your two little sisters.

So, I am a big fan of your husband, Aurora.

'Cause I live right over here.

Any idea of someone who might have a thing for you, or…

So, how are you and Officer Steve doing? I saw him yesterday in his squad car.

It's a pleasure, Hubie. I'll tell you what.

Oh, at least my mama don't stink the toilet up so bad,

And Red Riding Hood.

- That's not funny. - All good, baby, okay?

Like, I made a big boner in math class.

So, you best take the advice of our beloved Mayor

We got an unsolved mystery!

Unbelievable. You can say a lot of things about me, I was never a nerd.

{\an8}Thank you, Danielle and everybody.

What is that fool doing here?

You got a big dog, Mr. Lambert?

I say, "Marco." You say, "Polo." Marco!

No! I was just practicing yelling, Mom. Everything's good.

No. But there is a number that needs to be dialed immediately.

Otherwise, just stay in the house, Ma.

- That's okay, Hubie. - Hubie!

and you know what that means. Halloween in Salem is in full effect.

That's you in a nutshell, Hubie.

Listen, I am a fan of a Halloween zinger as much as the next guy, but…

That just answered my question.

And the cutest couple would have been Violet and Hubie.

Mommy! No! Help me, Mommy!

are spent on Halloween night.

but you can sprinkle some on top of your cereal.

Thank you, sir. I would like a word with you all.

{\an8}- What the hell? - It's for the best.

What a bad, bad man.

his best quality is this.

I cannot, in good faith, allow you to hurt another soul tonight,

To kill his next victim?

{\an8}No! No! No! No!

Hubie Dubois! Is that you?

You guys will get through this rough patch.

Hey, you got Sergeant Downey.

So, you don't need to come over and check on me or anything.

He actually never made it home.

We want him in the hole.

Boy, that nickname spread like warm peanut butter.