Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That concludes our service.

- Yeah, well… - Dad, don't forget your sash.

Condolences, by the way.

- You're right. - What is this package they talkin' about?

Oh, dear boy. This town is making you so jittery.

Excuse me, excuse me, Bride of Skankenstein. Yeah, thank you.

Well, I have a few.

Three on a match. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

I just wanted to tell you that I have been in love with you since second grade.

Richie Hartman's been locked up since Carter was president.

Be careful, guys! Safety first!

Yes, Erin. Clear and a balmy 61 degrees.

You got the wrong guy.

Your nervous system cannot handle that!

So, I saw there were massive lines out front.

Thank you, Aurora.

And if you get dirt on my good funeral shoes again,

- No one can see us or hear us. - She must not have the phone on her.

Michael? Michael!

{\an8}And… action!

- Now do you want me? - No!

You okay, big man?

Sorry about that!

I can't believe this.

The high school hat trick.

All right, guys. Take care. I'll miss you.

Nice observation, toolbox! Now get us out of this!

- But you told nobody. - Yeah. Bad for business, I guess.

Mrs. Banerjee and I went to the thrift store today.

"I'm guessing…"

I know you said if there was a commotion, I should ignore it.

{\an8}What are you?

Lambert broke out about a month ago, and then Hartman broke out yesterday

One clam, one chicken noodle, and one split pea.

You really want me to smell them?

and that is a boner on my part.

have counted up your candy corns and are gettin' ready for bed.

And… today, did you...

Ain't nobody say nothin' 'bout your big-ass mama.

I am your father, and I demand some respect.

Want Some Soup??

If you can hear me, please call out so I can determine your whereabouts!

It's not pathetic.

- Incredible costumes, guys. - Whatever.

And you're expecting some pretty impressive crowds here this evening.

To be honest with you, you don't look like the way I was picturing you.

- Hubie. - Okay, there it is.

Danger is afoot.

All right, Blake. I got it. Thank you.

Your mom was talking about me?

Did you go pee-pee while you sleepy, huh?

I'm sorry. I didn't recognize him.

The whole neighborhood'll hear you, Ma. You're practically screaming.

It's your new neighbor's house.

In the garbage can directly outside Town Hall.

The man-wolf has eaten his kryptonite!

Attention, haunted house patrons.

I can't believe that I spent three years with a self-confident-for-no-reason,

Do you like him?

That wasn't cool, man.

Boners that I wish I could get back now.

Hubie's smart, has nice hair, and sex hope.

This is not real. You get that, right?

Are we even going the right way?

Mm-mmm. 'Cause you're, like, three times my age, okay?

Oh, Hubie, how lovely.

AUU stands for "Auxiliary Undercover Unit."

Yes, of course. Come on.

Yes. Much appreciated.

Put me in Coach! I'm ready to Play!

Then who? Are there any clues?

Safe Halloween, Mr...

Pubie? Uh, who's... who's Pubie?

You never kissed me like that, Violet.

Mr. Lambert, you're better than that.

Oh, did you get a Hubie Dubois Halloween safety talk?

Some people's purpose,

Then I saw him at this haunted house, his tail wagging in murderous glee.

Uh, Canada Dry region.

That's a good roommate. Yes.

- Cooky, what are you gonna dress up as? - A robot.

Buster, my baby!

There's a weird station wagon at the senior center.

- I don't really know how he's doing. - Oh, well, don't lose faith.