Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Six kids, hardworking father, honest and trustworthy.

Are these kosher?

But that's a violation of your probation.

He is awfully romantical.

I've come a-courtin'.

- Screwdriver. - Screwdriver.

Thanks to Mallory... I am now a Member!

- How redundant. - Thank you.

Now the race course is marked off with arrows.

Spanky, me and Porky got an idea.

Go get them, Petey!

who came before us?

Hop in, Petey! Sit!

You're gonna be so proud of me. I'm gonna win this race.

- My mother makes me eat 'em. - I'm crazy about 'em.

His name is Alfalfa.

Be back later, Mom.

We got a dollar. Hey, hey, hey, hey

will be presented by none other than the famous,

Thank you. And it will end.

Hey, beat it, pal!

Alfalfa, you're on.

At least people are ridin' the rides.

You idiot! You put them in backwards!

Good job, Frogman.

I will not think of Darla.

Well, why am I soaking wet?

Go on in. What's the "Hi" sign?

and a sewage-swigging slime ball.

welcome to the 73rd Annual Go-Cart Derby!

Waldo, you're the best son money can buy.

MAN; Whoo! Nice suit, kid!

Oh! I have to go to her house and explain what happened.

Love note? No! This is gonna be a hate note.

Hello, my good man.

this genuine, gold-plated, cubic zirconium-encrusted trophy!

feed your face.

- Just as I thought, you are ashamed of me. - I'm not ashamed of you.

Buckwheat, Porky, you're geniuses.

Best of all, this year's trophy,

to beat the shorts off a couple of twerps.

four axles and a wheel belt.

- Not without this! - You're nuts!

I parked it right over there!

do solemnly swear to be a He-Man and hate women and not play with them,

Hey, Uh-Huh, does it stink in there?

No cigarettes, no sleep...

- Got anything, Porky? - Not a bite, Buckwheat.

I have two pickles, I have two pickles

We got a dollar, we got a dollar

Oh, you're so nice for bringing me here.

What a great race!

- Hey, man, where's your mitt? - Don't worry about it.