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...then it is better that you do leave.
That minority still controls the police, the army and the economy.
South Africa appears to be on the verge of a civil war.
One week, boys.
- François, picture, please. MAN 2 : François, can we get picture?
(CROWD SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
I am aware of your earlier vote.
And we need to change as well.
Why most programmers get pissy when you interrupt them
Let me see.
Seriously?
The score now: New Zealand, 6, South Africa, 3.
- Hello. There you go. DLAMINI : God bless you.
Maybe even these four guys in my office tried and often succeeded.
MAN : Yes, Mr. President, of course.
Beer tastes like shit, man.
This is the schedule for the month.
MAN 1 : And now. MAN 2 : Come on, boys.
Nobody cares as long as we're winning the matches.
I've been invited to tea.
But how can we win?
He tried to go to heaven But he went the other way
Great all-around fly half is Andrew Mehrtens...
MAN (ON TV): Well, soccer is usually their favorite sport here...
It allowed me to expect more of myself.
Truly honored.
- A poem? - A Victorian poem.
What?
Yes! Yes, Bokke!
- Yes, Hennie? - This is for you from us.
...Mr. Nelson Mandela.
That is very difficult, I find.
And yet the menace of the years
Perhaps we should make a little wager.
And in related news, it was announced that President Mandela...
Look in my eyes.
The day I am afraid to do that is the day I am no longer fit to lead.
- Do you want me to inform the VP? - No.
What dramatic moments here at Ellis Park.
- Good thing it was just a cup. ETIENNE : And good thing he never saw it.
- Hennie, good luck. - Sir.
Fuck you, pussy.
Yeah, okay. Over here, okay?
Go on in.
(PHONE RINGING)
Nonetheless, I believe we should restore the Springboks.
Brenda, you've had your hair done. I like it.
Tell me, François...
And I, for one, am relieved that we are the host nation...
Come on, you bloody bastards.
Twelve votes. Twelve.
Good luck.
We would only interrupt such beautiful music for something truly important.
I'm a little afraid of you.
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
...but we're sure as hell going to be the fittest.
Let's look them over for assignments.
What's this?
Engage!
...that we would get in on merit alone. - Who's it gonna be?
Me, Mum, Nerine.
WOMAN : Office of the president, good morning.
What are our chances in the World Cup? I mean, for real.
If Madiba can do it, we can do it.
Chester, will you lead us in a prayer?
Afternoon, men.
Chester, I reckon you're up.
We had the support of 43 million South Africans.
Boks kick a goal for the lead for the first time in the match.
Because the Springboks are playing so badly?
(CROWD SINGING OLE OLE OLE)
(CHEERING)
Huh? Come.
He's not like anyone I've ever met before.
(CHEERING)
(CHOIR SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE ON TV)
I reckon you've knocked the stuffing out of them today.
ANNOUNCER : Game over. Final score: South Africa, 42, Samoa, 14.
If we take away what they cherish...
(KNOCKING)
Have I ever mentioned to you that I hate rugby?
This is the day our country went to the dogs.
...this Springbok team has been over-practiced on the field...
We want those two approaches completely sanitized.
Everyone thinks they'll beat us, and if they do...
...has triggered a power struggle between the ANC and their black rivals.
And in the event of a close count, we'll go to a written ballot.
All I ask is that you do your work to the best of your abilities...
What if you hadn't got it?
Posts.
You can't be serious. He's the captain of the Springboks.
He needs a complete rest.