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People of the United States of America...
- Yes, sir. - Please, sit.
...of 63,000 South Africans here today.
Where is he?
This is the first final in the history of the World Cup where we're having extra time.
- Give me one moment, please. - Yes, Madiba.
MEN (SINGING): Here's to Joel, he's so blue
We look to the future now.
For my unconquerable soul.
- After you, Comrade President. - Thank you, sir.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- Good luck, Chester. - Yes, sir.
A poem from the president.
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
And the conversion is good.
Two teams will advance from each pool to the quarterfinals.
MAN 3 : Cheers, mate. - Beautiful try.
Yes, sir.
I hate rugby.
(WHISTLE BLOWING)
We're the presidential bodyguard. We've been assigned to this office.
It's what de Klerk got, plus an increase for inflation.
ANNOUNCER : Unsuccessful kick. The score remains 9-9.
It's a great kick from Mehrtens. Thirteen minutes gone.
REFEREE : Penalty. Carrying the ball.
No, no, please, Mr. President. It makes complete sense to me.
The All Blacks are killing a team that trashed us last year.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've heard that one before. It wasn't funny the first time.
This is the moment the world has been waiting for.
Right. We need to learn this song. We can't just mouth the words anymore.
Fuck, man. This is bullshit.
Duly noted.
Why?
You know him, he won't do that.
(CROWD CHEERING)
...so-called men did not deserve to wear the hallowed green and gold.
...open your markets to us and come invest in our country.
François, a few words.
All of the whites are cheering for the Springboks.
MAN : Okay, back to the line.
Joost!
Who's the fittest team on this field?
- Don't lose them, won't be able to get more. - Thanks, François.
You'll see that they've been signed.
How long before the World Cup?
Oh, I think they will do very well.
Shit. It's the same as me.
ETIENNE : You must fly in there.
- Brendan. Good luck to you. - Mr. President.
I just wanna get him through tomorrow safely, that's all.
WOMAN : Office of the president.
Put it out!
Dada? Madiba?
I am aware that it was unanimous.
All your gold for all our sheep.
Just enjoy the rugby.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Thank you, Mr. President. Thank you.
You had the support of 43 million Californians!
You're wrong, they do care.
And now Stransky gets a kick that's every bit as important as the one that Mehrtens...
Come on, Nooks, he's still the president.
- This is for you. - What is it?
shall be known forthwith
COLE : There you go.
What did he just say?
I mean, I know it's a bit big, but it's warm and it'll last forever.
Yeah.
- Why didn't you stop him? - Well, you try next time.
And we did prevail, did we not?
Heads up.
Why don't you just throw it away?
...and overcommitted off it...