Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She made me spaghetti with little hot dogs cut up in it.
- I don't have hot dogs. - It's all right. I do.
Oh, damn. They cancelled my Visa.
Well, my existence is a continuum...
Howard made it very clear that my allegiance should be to male comrades...
- You really think so? - I do.
She'll take it and grind it into pathetic little pieces.
Well, then why did you have Chinese food with us?
...but increases serotonin.
You know what? I'll just spend the evening alone.
I'd hate for that effort to have been in vain.
- Yep. - That's the sauce my mother uses.
Do you really think death threats are an appropriate way to begin conversation?
Okay.
Tell me why you woke me up or I swear to God I will kill you.
Have you been running?
Penny.
You're either on team Leonard or team Penny.