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Mom.
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
Say hello, Thorn. Well, how may I help you this evening?
But for me it gets harder and harder to resist.
Here's one. Come on, let's stake her, man.
MICHAEL: Don't let them see me like this. -Michael.
Vampires, my friend. Vampires.
What's going on, Mike?
Come with us, Michael.
[BANGING AND GROWLING]
Oh, they're just young. We were that age, too, once.
Help!
STAR: No. ALAN: Come on back.
Good night, Lucy.
Take them upstairs!
-Mom's home? -No, on the phone, Mike.
DAVID: Michael.
UDEADMEAT
...out my window, but I guess I got carried away.
I wanna touch your penis
DWAYNE: Pretty sad. Pretty sad.
No.
Truth, justice, the American way triumphs.
How far you willing to go, Benjo?
I Don't Want To Hear Another Word From You Until I Talk To Jane And Michael.
SAM: All right, Nanook.
I'm gonna make you a sandwich.
SAM: Go! Get out of here! Run! Go! Fast! Come on!
MOTHER: Thank you. -Thank you.
Just you. Come on.
When trying to fight the feeling Celibacy life
We are awesome monster-bashers.
Jeremy. it's coming
But Star's great. I like Star.
Michael, take off your glasses.
[DAVID CHUCKLES]
BOY: Mom. Mom.
LUCY: What's going on there? SAM: Mom?
Bottoms up, man. Whoa!
MAN 2: Come on, man. Come on, let him through. Come on.
Come on.
Hear that sound? Just like a baby pussycat.
Possum biting Cleveland’s penis Possum biting Cleveland’s penis
He was protecting you.
STAR: Are you okay? LADDIE: Yes.
You're Watching Paw Patrol On Nick Jr. You're Watching Blue Bloods On CBS
Thanks very much.
Piss OFF
[HIGH-PITCHED SCREECHING]
We've got some rules around here.
[GRUNTING]
-We definitely blew Plan A. -Time to activate Plan B.
EDGAR: Michael, get back, man. -Mike.
What could have been www.thebeckettproject.ca
-Mom, you gotta tell someone. LUCY: Come on, honey.
Yeah. I look that needy, huh?
Wild kids.
[CREAKING]
In here? Are you sure you're all right?
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
You're a vampire, Michael.
ALAN: Does the sunlight freak him out? -He wears sunglasses in the house.
lf something happens, I'm not gonna have the strength to protect you.
I guess we'll just have to kill them all.
Let's start with the little one. First come, first staked.
It's So Much Better if You Don't Fight
Don't kill anybody until we get back to you.
-We blew it, man. We lost it. -Shut up.
Michael.
Tell me, Michael, how could a billion Chinese people be wrong?
Michael. Michael.
Don't ever invite a vampire into your house, you silly boy.
Burn rubber does not mean warp speed.
As a matter of fact, we're almost certain...
[YELLS]
I'll be right back, Mike!
-You hate garlic, don't you? -No, I like garlic. It's just a little much.
[ALL WHOOPING AND CHEERING]
Get away from me, Mike!
We're done fishing Dave
PEANUT BUTTER
[SCREAMS]
Hi, Thorn.
Anyway, I was raised better than that.
-What happened to your face? -I think I can explain what's going on.
Pretty cool, huh?
[LOST BOYS LAUGHING AND WHOOPING]
It’s so much better if you don’t fight.
I didn't invite you this time, Max.
That Is Fucking Fun And I Don't like it. That My Office Start. Talk You Mates History. You Mates Both Die Last 6 Years. Let,s Go. You Going Back You Home, And My Mates Is Not Die. They Suell Themselves. They Have 50,00,00 Dollars. Soon.
...was because he never believed in the closet monster.
Create your own meme Don't fight, Lucy. It's so much better if you don't fight.
[GRANDPA CHUCKLES]
David!