Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[ALL CHUCKLING]
Does that mean we are, or...?
Get yourself a good, sharp stake and drive it right through his heart.
Well, then let's act like friends. Let's talk.
I'm weak.
[DWAYNE GROANING]
-Lucy, this looks terrific. -I hope it tastes good.
[DAVID LAUGHING]
No two bloodsuckers go out the same way.
You'll like this one, Mr.Phoenix
lf all the corpses buried around here were to stand up all at once...
[LAUGHING AND CHATTERING]
you son of a bitch
-Thank you. -Yeah.
SAM: Mom?
[CHEERING]
So check it out, Mikey.
[HIGH-PITCHED SCREECHING]
[YELLS]
You're invited.
... ...
I'll handle Mom. Come on, go.
...when the big one hit San Francisco...
-Did you brush your teeth? -Uh-huh.
It was that night in the cave, wasn't it?
Why don't you try some noodles?
BOTH: Keep going. -Keep going, okay.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BEAT ME, OLAV. YOU JUST HAVE TO TRY AND KEEP UP.
[PEOPLE CHEERING]
-Lights, Sam. -As soon as I finish this comic, okay?
[BRAKES SQUEAL]
-What the hell are you doing? STAR: No!
How far are you willing to go, Michael?
-You killed Marko! -Yeah. You're next.
I thought we were going to town? That’s as close to town as I like to get.
That's what this cave is. It's one giant coffin.
No, I'm not.
[MAX SCREAMING]
Tell me Hayley, how can a billion
Well, now you do.
Take it easy, Michael.
Well, on second thought....
-What is going on? -What's happened?
So.
Michael.
Only they dress better. Bye-bye.
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-What do you mean? -Ex-hippies.
What's that noise? That's not Michael. Why is he screaming like that?
Tell me, Joe - how can a couple podcast hosts be wrong?
Ah! Ah!
Great. The bloodsucking Brady Bunch.
[SAM SINGING]
This was the hottest resort in Santa Carla about 85 years ago.
Die, Mr. Vampire.
You'll never grow old Parriss...
Not bad, huh?
Where is she?
ALAN: Let's get out of here! Let's go!
Oh!
-Would you stay home with Sam? -Sam is old enough to stay by himself.
-Hello. -Oh, hi. I didn't hear you come in.
MAN 1: It means you gotta bounce, man.
Think of it more as a survival manual.
You're a creature of the night, Michael. Just like out of a comic book.
LUCY: Oh, how about this? MICHAEL: Hang on.
-Hey! -Hey!
-Yeah, right. -Yeah. We kicked their ass, man.
I knew that if I could get Sam and Michael into the family...
Does your brother know who the head vampire is?
[LUCY LAUGHS]
...and my boys.
[SCREAMING]
[HIGH-PITCHED SCREECHING]
You don't like rice?
No. I'm up.
Sam. Sam, are you all right? You had me scared to death.
[LOST BOYS WHOOPING AND LAUGHING]
You must feed!!!
What I need is....
Eucalyptus- how could a billion koalas be wrong
SAM: Oh, this jams. MICHAEL: Quite right.
SAM: Mom!
You know what it means when there's no TV? No MTV.
[BARKING]
LUCY: My apology to Max for running out on him last night...
Thanks to you two.
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-Don't run off like that. -There you are.
...right into the crack.
Yeah.
Food.
They’re only noodles Michelle
[MICHAEL GRUNTING]
[DWAYNE LAUGHING]
-I don't like horror comics. -You'll like this one, Mr. Phoenix.
-I'm Michael. -Michael. Michael's great. I like Michael.
You're Watching The Patrick Star Show On Nickelodeon You're Watching Rugrats On Nickelodeon
We've got some rules around here.
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Don't fight Lucy. it is so much better if you don't fight
[SCREAMING]
-Mom? -Uh-huh?
You're Watching The Blacklist On NBC You're Watching Magnum P.I. On CBS
[DOOR OPENS]