Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[LAUGHING AND CHATTERING]
Tell me, Joe - how can a couple podcast hosts be wrong?
Why don't you try some noodles?
SAM: Mom?
How far are you willing to go, Michael?
-Would you stay home with Sam? -Sam is old enough to stay by himself.
-Hey! -Hey!
...right into the crack.
[HIGH-PITCHED SCREECHING]
I knew that if I could get Sam and Michael into the family...
-What the hell are you doing? STAR: No!
Not bad, huh?
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I thought we were going to town? That’s as close to town as I like to get.
You know what it means when there's no TV? No MTV.
It was that night in the cave, wasn't it?
Lost
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What I need is....
You'll like this one, Mr.Phoenix
No. I'm up.
[HIGH-PITCHED SCREECHING]
-Thank you. -Yeah.
-What is going on? -What's happened?
Die, Mr. Vampire.
Well, then let's act like friends. Let's talk.
...and my boys.
-Did you brush your teeth? -Uh-huh.
They’re only noodles Michelle
Yeah.
... ...
-I don't like horror comics. -You'll like this one, Mr. Phoenix.
So check it out, Mikey.
You don't like rice?
SAM: Mom!
-Don't run off like that. -There you are.
ALAN: Let's get out of here! Let's go!
You're Watching The Patrick Star Show On Nickelodeon You're Watching Rugrats On Nickelodeon
No two bloodsuckers go out the same way.
You're invited.
Eucalyptus- how could a billion koalas be wrong
Michael.
you son of a bitch
Only they dress better. Bye-bye.
Sam. Sam, are you all right? You had me scared to death.
-You killed Marko! -Yeah. You're next.
...when the big one hit San Francisco...
I'm weak.
[PEOPLE CHEERING]
[LOST BOYS WHOOPING AND LAUGHING]
Where is she?
What's that noise? That's not Michael. Why is he screaming like that?
BOTH: Keep going. -Keep going, okay.
That's what this cave is. It's one giant coffin.
No, I'm not.
Tell me Hayley, how can a billion
Great. The bloodsucking Brady Bunch.
This was the hottest resort in Santa Carla about 85 years ago.
LUCY: Oh, how about this? MICHAEL: Hang on.
Don't fight Lucy. it is so much better if you don't fight
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BEAT ME, OLAV. YOU JUST HAVE TO TRY AND KEEP UP.
LUCY: My apology to Max for running out on him last night...
[DWAYNE GROANING]
Well, now you do.
[DAVID LAUGHING]
[MICHAEL GRUNTING]
-Lucy, this looks terrific. -I hope it tastes good.
[MAX SCREAMING]
You're a creature of the night, Michael. Just like out of a comic book.
[SCREAMING]
You're Watching The Blacklist On NBC You're Watching Magnum P.I. On CBS
[CHEERING]
MAN 1: It means you gotta bounce, man.
-I'm Michael. -Michael. Michael's great. I like Michael.
-Yeah, right. -Yeah. We kicked their ass, man.
Well, on second thought....
Does that mean we are, or...?
You'll never grow old Parriss...
Oh!
[YELLS]
[LUCY LAUGHS]
[DOOR OPENS]
-Lights, Sam. -As soon as I finish this comic, okay?
We've got some rules around here.
-What do you mean? -Ex-hippies.
lf all the corpses buried around here were to stand up all at once...
Does your brother know who the head vampire is?
[SCREAMING]
[ALL CHUCKLING]
Ah! Ah!
[BARKING]
Take it easy, Michael.
-Mom? -Uh-huh?
Thanks to you two.
Think of it more as a survival manual.
So.
You must feed!!!
Get yourself a good, sharp stake and drive it right through his heart.
I'll handle Mom. Come on, go.
Food.
[DWAYNE LAUGHING]
[BRAKES SQUEAL]
[SAM SINGING]
SAM: Oh, this jams. MICHAEL: Quite right.
-Hello. -Oh, hi. I didn't hear you come in.